$5 first minute, tisues are free

$5 first minute, tisues are free

posted on 20 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I left a tip in the back seat

Photo courtesy of Eric Anderson.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Front or back

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No thanx. Taxi forgetting.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Don’t burn your c0ck on the tailpipe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Where do you want to get off?
– But station, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Check that back seat for crabs and whore dust.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

China — where the customer is now King.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Viagra included?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Relaxitaxi or relaxicab.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

1. Take a cab
2. Carefully get off the f****** thing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The lady said she wanted to go downtown, so I called the taxi.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

A get off to go.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

For free?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

And I thought the Communists didn’t care about their people’s happiness!

emily
emily
7 years ago

Passengers are only allowed to get off the taxi?…….. but how do I get off without getting in first?

emily
emily
7 years ago

Hop-off-but-no-hop -on taxi.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m waiting for the Taxi for Getting Down.

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

This is truly where the rubber hits the road.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

1. Get in.
2. Get off.
3. Get out!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

So, how fast is this taxi? Is it nice and slow or a quickie?

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

Where do you catch the ones for getting laid?

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
7 years ago

Get to where you’re going, then go at it with who you’re getting.

Kyle Gladwin
Kyle Gladwin
7 years ago

Don’t forget your tower!

Airrider
Airrider
7 years ago

“Where the hell do YOU get off?”
“Two blocks down, actually.”

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Uploader maeded a Engrish!
Tisues? You mean tissues?

Kit Kat
Kit Kat
7 years ago

For some, this may be a short ride.

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