Because he can…

Because he can…

posted on 7 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

Just a little off the bottom…

Photo courtesy of Mike D.
 Lint/fuzz ball remover from China.

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

For those manzillian moments

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“I’d like some deodarant.”

‘Ball or stick type sir?’

“No. Just for under the arms.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

EDIT: Deodourant – em tasol.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

To prevent themgetting caught in the zipper of your wetsuit.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The manufacturers have subjected this trimmer to stringent testes.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

As used by James Bond. (Casino Royale)

krysto4
krysto4
7 years ago

But,,why is it pink?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Sir, you should try this product. It is certain to make you go nuts.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I’ll take one for my dog. He’ll love it.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

This is great! Now I won’t be nicking my sack anymore.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I hope it’s not as painful as the weed whacker I’ve been using.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

For the serious gardeners.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

For a safe shortcut.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Does it vibrate?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I love the pink color. Do have one with Hello Kitty on it?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

TR 2800:

– Shave your Style
– Extra hairy is removed with a stick and refreshingly
– No crisply crisply itches – it must be satisfied!

PS: Please do not use for trimming your hedgehogs, parrots, fishes…

Our slogan: ‘Love – Violence – Furry!’

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Given the trends in recent years, it was just a matter of time.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

All right, I was looking to become more aerodynamic.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

The perfect way to Honoré de Balzac.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
7 years ago

Combat global warming by keeping your globes trim.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

You’d have to be nuts to buy this.

KellogGold
KellogGold
7 years ago

Not tested on animals – we tried, they got really pissed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Made by Mohel-O-Matic (K).

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear
Who tried to shave his pubic hair.
Said the wounded, remorseful bear,
“Next time I’ll use Bear Hair Nair!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I made a mistake and tried to remove our cat’s hairballs with it …

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Looks like they’re making guy stuff pink for Breast Cancer Month, too. 🙂

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The shaving is OK, but the after shave burns like a bitch!

RT
RT
7 years ago

warning: this product should not be used to perform circumcisions

tom
tom
7 years ago

WITH NEW IMPROVED SAC-GUARD
strawberry onry!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I bet many people don’t have the balls to dare use this product.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Does this prove the Hairy Ball Theorem of algebraic topology? There really is such a thing, BTW. Look it up on Wikipedia.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Aarrgh, duplicates!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

WOW . . . exactly what I’ve been craving for since puberty . . . those annoying ball hair (!!)

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

“Tov” is a Yiddish word. It means “Good”, as in “mazel tov” (“good luck”). I think some of the Israelites who fled the Balylonian invasion went East.

iwik
iwik
7 years ago

Handy to have when you are off to a ball…

craig w.
craig w.
7 years ago

Ball or aerosol? Neither, it’s for under my arms.

Cindi
Cindi
7 years ago

Must not be held any other ways than demonstrate in the manual.

Mason
Mason
6 years ago

Testicular hygiene is our top priority!

Enclave
6 years ago

I actually have this one. Its a LINT-remover for clothing. Doesnt work at all! Complete garbage! It would do better removing genital hair.

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