Because life makes you fat

Because life makes you fat

posted on 15 Nov 2012 in Drinks

Lose weight, then die.

Photo courtesy of Mike S.
Japanese beer. 

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SF
SF
7 years ago

That’s how my teenage daughter describes her parents.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Death in a can. Someone was bound to start selling it eventually.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

A drink to die for

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I flat out finishing it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

60% off what? Your body?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

To all that want to end peacefully. Have one on me…..

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Try our other great flavor – Getta Life.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Although to kill germs, sake may be more efficient.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Alcohol 3%. Hydrogen Cyanide 5%.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I don’t get the “60% off”. 60% off zero is still zero.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“I don’t always drink beer, but actually, I do….”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

This should be placed in the household cleaners section.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

How many drinks have you had?
Zero, officer.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Smart, happy and active.
Add sex and you’ll really have a product that sells.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Now my soul doesn’t have that bloated feeling

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

100% inorganic!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

So Japan transformed my last job into a beer?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Happy, active, smart, drunk… and you call it Zero Life?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

60% Off – let’s become 40% undead!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Buy three, get Zero Life for free

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Drinkin’ to death! *hic*

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Perfect for daylong “World of Warcraft” players.

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

High Life? Zero Life? It’s all beer!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Suicide Kitty would absolutely love this.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Nicely sums up my most recent experience playing Diablo III.

TheUnknown
TheUnknown
7 years ago

How is it that it contains 3% alcohol in english, but 4% in japanese?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy! Are we dead yet?

KellogGold
KellogGold
7 years ago

A smart life is no life at all.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– I’m an alcoholic, I have zero life and I’m 60% off water!

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Are you just too cool?
Did depression completely miss you?
Need to suck a little and feel like scum?

Oh, do we have the perfect drink for you……

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

3% Alcohol? You’ll have zero life ’cause you’ll be in the bathroom peeing more if you’re trying to get drunk on this stuff. (its 4% for Japanese since they have a lower tolerance)

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Avoid this by all means, folks . . . you need to get a life after drinking it (!!)

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Zero Life, …the drink of choice for deadbeats, heroine addicts, and 40-year-old virgins!

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Finally, a soft drink for the Zombie demographic!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Let’s become energeticdrinking dead.

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

Not for anorexics only!

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

With the tax rates nowadays, zero life is indeed a smart life. But you don’t need to drink this stuff: just seeing the bills is enough.

ccY
ccY
7 years ago

NASA confirmed that there is zero life found on Orion.

RT
RT
7 years ago

this just in, the constellation Orion was known as a nerdy kid in high school, attending the engineering club and playing dungeons and dragons.

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

Honest name to describe the capability of this product

Bones
Bones
7 years ago

It’s dead, Jim

Somebody
Somebody
7 years ago

Be Smart, don’t even Start – Zero Life is No life.

Hello!
Hello!
6 years ago

So much for Life drink.

Lucano
Lucano
5 years ago

the fat will pass away

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
5 years ago

No way.

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