Comes with whore wheat bread

Comes with whore wheat bread

posted on 19 Nov 2012 in Menus

But a lobster never pays for sex…

Photo courtesy of Lana Immelman.
Menu found in Hat Yai, Thailand.

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DrLex
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DrLex

Forget about pixie dust. Whore dust is the new fashion.

Tong
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Tong

In the competitive Thai sex industry, turn over is high.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And who cooks shrimp cooks shrimp?

Algernon
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Algernon

Does it meet the troop trains with a mattress strapped to its back.

Algernon
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Algernon

How does an egg ink

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yes – in Japan, the food cooks itself.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Egg ink is the kind used for whiting funny yolks.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Never let a crab do the cooking. They can’t tell a sack of flour from a cremation urn.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The shrimp thing? Crustaceans gonna crustate.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

….. or maybe the cook is a short order cook.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Meanwhile, the prawns are cooking crack cocaine.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

When a shrimp cooks whore dust, it’s known as “a little bit on the side”.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

SpongeBob has a very good reason to never let his boss be in charge of the kitchen.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Yeah, it’s “that time of the month” for the chef. You got a problem with that?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Danny De Vito’s specialty: shrimp Sato vegetables.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Special low-price menu for suck hos!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

The dust must be purchased on a whoresale.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Your mummy was a whore!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Had a dusty old whore give me crabs once, but this is different.

Silly Uncle Willy
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@Droll Not Troll: don’t you mean runny yolks?

ccY
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ccY

Customer: I’d like to have your shrimp cooks shrimp thing and can I have a fork instead of chopsticks?

Waiter: Very well sir, go fork yourself .

Chris
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Chris

@seventy2rd o clock: In Soviet Russia, food cooks you.

emily
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emily

What a whoresome meal !

Sparky
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Sparky

Thailand’s latest solution to the prostituion problem brought to you by the Royal Thai Restaurant.So don’t Bangkok anymore!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I heard lobster Mayo tidbits burns the plate ”angrily” and ran away

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Yo dawg, I heard you like shrimp so I got you a shrimp to cook your shrimp…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Now I understand: e-ink displays are made of eggs – that’s why they’re so liquid!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Ugh . . . forget it.
This is whorry crab !

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Silly Uncle Willy: In this case I wish I’d made it punny yolks.

pijo
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pijo

twisted meals

iLock
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iLock

♫ Another crab cooks whore dust! ♫

hebrusinglish
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hebrusinglish

its a shrimp eat shrimp world

JackieHoranIjuuin15
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A crab sings Kesshou~Whore Dust~

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