Donner Party of 6…

Donner Party of 6…

posted on 1 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

We’d like to have your family for dinner

Photo courtesy of Ganesh Prasad.

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Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

Another commentary on Clint’s GOP convention monologue.

Algernon
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Algernon

6 degrees of separation. I actually live in Eastwood and have eaten meat from this very shop. If you look at the picture the orange in the middle tells all what varieties of meats they sell in English and Chinese. The Engrish doesn’t stop with the butchery.

Algernon
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Algernon

We’ll have no mincing here.

Tong
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Tong

Sir, cousin Lam and uncle Mins are on today’s special.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

I’m so hungry I could eat the whole offspring!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Families are so broken and torn nowadays

Coffeebot
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Coffeebot

Try the finger food

jjhitt
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jjhitt

You don’t get to choose your family. Except here.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Clint Eastwood / Rob Zombie remake of the Brady Bunch was already off to a bad start….

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Uncle Charlie is made of PEOPLE!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Meet the Eastwood family. It’s safe and delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– How would you like my mother-in-law, Sir?
– Peaceful – like chicken feet, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Dying family business

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Buy carefully; the sirloin may be a pot roast acting a part.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Algernon: You shop there? Photos, or it didn’t happen! 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– An Extra Lung Eastwood Fried Cousin Family Size Butcher, a Noseburger, a Hot Dad with Bloody Kketchup, an eye scream and two Cheesedaughters to go, please.

Sparky
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Sparky

How do you like children?
Well done?

Chris
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Chris

I’ll have a handburger.

Chris
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Chris

Or maybe a hand sandwich.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

He said he’d butcher me some fresh beef, but only talked to an empty stall.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“Go ahead, make my porkchops.”

Marum
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Marum

“Children are delightful. Provided they’re properley boiled first.”
(W.C. Fields)

Marum
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Marum

Where all the serial killers hang out.

Marum
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Marum

PROPRIETOR
Charles Manson..

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Mr. and Mrs. Eastwood, it’s been so nice to meat you. Please accept my deep fried sympathy for me, you, your tasty chick.. umm, children, and always fresh relatives.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Oh didn’t you know that we had Clint for dinner last evening?

GwydionM
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GwydionM

The punks felt lucky and for once they were right. Poor Clint.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Planned Parenthood cast in an unfavorable light in this community.

RT
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RT

-i love chuck norris
-well, walker texas ranger is a bit cheesy, but it does have its good points
-no, i mean i like norris, ground chuck

tadchem
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tadchem

Conveniently located in the Eastwood Shopping Maul in Eastwood, NSW
http://www.eastwoodcentre.com.au/directory.html

Marum
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Marum

Part of the Fook. Yu. restaurant chain.

coffeebot
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Hi, I’m Jeffery Dahmer, I’ll be your server…

ccY
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ccY

don’t be shy on the baby fat

l2646134
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l2646134

We serve women and children. We serve just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I’m here to serve you, Little Bill.

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