Donner Party of 6…

Donner Party of 6…

posted on 1 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

We’d like to have your family for dinner

Photo courtesy of Ganesh Prasad.

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Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Another commentary on Clint’s GOP convention monologue.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

6 degrees of separation. I actually live in Eastwood and have eaten meat from this very shop. If you look at the picture the orange in the middle tells all what varieties of meats they sell in English and Chinese. The Engrish doesn’t stop with the butchery.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

We’ll have no mincing here.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Sir, cousin Lam and uncle Mins are on today’s special.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I’m so hungry I could eat the whole offspring!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Families are so broken and torn nowadays

Coffeebot
Coffeebot
7 years ago

Try the finger food

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

You don’t get to choose your family. Except here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Clint Eastwood / Rob Zombie remake of the Brady Bunch was already off to a bad start….

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Uncle Charlie is made of PEOPLE!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Meet the Eastwood family. It’s safe and delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How would you like my mother-in-law, Sir?
– Peaceful – like chicken feet, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Dying family business

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Buy carefully; the sirloin may be a pot roast acting a part.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Algernon: You shop there? Photos, or it didn’t happen! 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– An Extra Lung Eastwood Fried Cousin Family Size Butcher, a Noseburger, a Hot Dad with Bloody Kketchup, an eye scream and two Cheesedaughters to go, please.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

How do you like children?
Well done?

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

I’ll have a handburger.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Or maybe a hand sandwich.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

He said he’d butcher me some fresh beef, but only talked to an empty stall.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“Go ahead, make my porkchops.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Children are delightful. Provided they’re properley boiled first.”
(W.C. Fields)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Where all the serial killers hang out.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

PROPRIETOR
Charles Manson..

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Mr. and Mrs. Eastwood, it’s been so nice to meat you. Please accept my deep fried sympathy for me, you, your tasty chick.. umm, children, and always fresh relatives.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Oh didn’t you know that we had Clint for dinner last evening?

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

The punks felt lucky and for once they were right. Poor Clint.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Planned Parenthood cast in an unfavorable light in this community.

RT
RT
7 years ago

-i love chuck norris
-well, walker texas ranger is a bit cheesy, but it does have its good points
-no, i mean i like norris, ground chuck

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Conveniently located in the Eastwood Shopping Maul in Eastwood, NSW
http://www.eastwoodcentre.com.au/directory.html

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Part of the Fook. Yu. restaurant chain.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Hi, I’m Jeffery Dahmer, I’ll be your server…

ccY
ccY
7 years ago

don’t be shy on the baby fat

l2646134
l2646134
7 years ago

We serve women and children. We serve just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I’m here to serve you, Little Bill.

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