Engrish Communion

Engrish Communion

posted on 30 Nov 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

He had a good Taste

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

In the shoes of a fisherman

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Indeed, Jesus was the pasta of his flock.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The only kind of spaghetti to serve with Jesus is angel hair.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The Last Supper.

Cooked by Leonardo da Vinci.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Italian Flesh Food at its best

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Where can i find God and Meatballs?

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Why should transubstantiation stop with bread and wine?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I see communion wafers finally got an upgrade.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

We were out of bread, so we got the real thing for you this time…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

This is my body of spaghetti. Take it and eat it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Yeah, but is it Kosher?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

No wine. Just two large glasses of water, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Eating spaghetti can be a messy business. Looks like it just got a whole lot messiah.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Created by Saint Cheff Boy-ar-dee.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Pasta? I and I thot’ you say Rasta, mon.

eegah
eegah
7 years ago

Pastafarians and Christians: together at last!

coffeebot
7 years ago

Meh, I’ll take the Vegetable Buddha plate.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Loaves, fishes and a bottom-less salad bowl.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

With seafood you get the son of Cod.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I never thought I’ll meat Him

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

With a bottle of red wine, “What A Friend We Have In Jesus”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! I ordered Capellini, not some guy’s beard…!

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Served with Cheeses of Nazareth.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

This was the real menu at the Last Supper and was a killer dish!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Jay: Nazarella, perhaps?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

What . . . Rossini without William Tell ??
JEEZ !

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

And we use the Shroud of Turin as a tablecloth.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

No matter how big your party is, one order will be enough.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Jesus Crisp, please.
– Thy will be done, Sir.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“The Lord is my Dinner, I shall not want….”

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
7 years ago

He made us fishers of men… and linguini.

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

Jesus died for our sins. And gluttony is one of them.

RT
RT
7 years ago

well, the Bible does say “Man shall not live on bread alone”

RT
RT
7 years ago

“take and eat. this is my body, broken for you and dressed with four different types of cheeses in a succulent marinara sauce.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Peter: Just the other day I saw someone order Canelones a la Rossini. It was the Lone Ranger!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Their steaks taste like they were brought back from the dead, but Sirloin On The Mount does have a nice pasta selection.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Ultimately they went out of business; after the third course everyone’s dinner would rise again.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Would you like salvation with that?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Jesus died for our sins and also our menu.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Now you can REALLY feast on the flesh and blood of Christ!

Melina Muttis
Melina Muttis
7 years ago

This is from Argentina,my country =DD

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