I totally forgot about the evil Stocks…

I totally forgot about the evil Stocks…

posted on 14 Nov 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Anthony Vazquez.
Bootleg DVD from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Have his dinner and go to bed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Sheet relies on a person’s power? That could cause unexpected electric stocks in bed! I’ll stick with the hot water bottle.

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

the United States of America captain is my favorite hero

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Say “Snakes on a Plane” one more time!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

People who sell bootleg DVDs make me fairuious!

SF
SF
7 years ago

My name is Stocks. James Stocks.

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

How exactly was the commander taken by surprise?

Terri
Terri
7 years ago

Which one is Emma Peel?

Katalin
Katalin
7 years ago

I knew it! Stock markets are the real evil in this world! 😀

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Stocks?! Now we have concrete evidence that Wall Street is our nemesis.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This DVD cover is not what we used to familiar appearance.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Nick fairui realizes he must…… never buy Chinese bootleg DVDs with Engrish summaries written on the back.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Coming Through A Wall Street Near You!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Evil Stocks from the planet Nasdaq! Person’s power is unable to save the world! Holy Sheet!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Sheet relies on a person’s power not to WET the Frickin’ BED! Got that,
Hulk?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Let’s just get this straight: Captain (a.k.a. upper heroes), sucks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Cap’n, cap’n! Wake up!
– Get out, don’t you see I’m sheetin’?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

What about the evil One-Eyed Snake?

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

I guess after the Framstorners we are gonna see action figures of the United States of America Captain and Nick Fairui. And this time they will be fully licensed.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Must what? Must what?!

DECMATH
DECMATH
7 years ago

Sounds good.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

The United States OF America Captain may be a mouthful, but at least China knows America is a continent and not a country.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

The Global Safety Shield Board: a top secret arm of the DoD.

Firstborn
Firstborn
7 years ago

The One-eyed man, Nick Fairui turns out to be the X-man Cyclops in disguise.

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

So we only have to capitalize Thor right? That should save on the production costs!!

Neverhood
Neverhood
7 years ago

Did you notice Scarletr Johansson starring? And I love Anthonylane-Newyorker.

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

The Hulk: “I, the person with the biggest power, have to take a sheet!”
The United States of America captain: “Oooh myyy”
Everyone else looks away in disgust

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Who IS the mysterious “no a*s uper hero”?

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

Wake up! Anthony Lane, New Yorker, proclaimed greatest superhero of all time and champion of the 1%!!!!! Eat your heart out, OWS.

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

Nick fairui reallizes he must capitalize his last to fit into American society & avoid detection.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@ tadchem: His super power is the ability to say “What a so tasty!” without looking stupid. 😉

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

When I was a teenager the “one eyed man” always got me in trouble too…

fathoming
fathoming
7 years ago

I can’t believe the sheet was unable to save the world.

k
k
7 years ago

This crappy grammar is not what I used to familiar appearance.

Heh...
Heh...
7 years ago

Captain America in frozen a few years later, buy bootleg.

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