Photo courtesy of Михаил Исмаилов.
Menu found in Russia.
Was it strawberry or chocolate?
I scream. You scream.
And now we know why. Mystery solved.
“Мороженое в ассортименте” means “Big range/assortment of ice cream” in Russian. But that seller was too lazy to learning English.
In capitalist America, you have coning. In Soviet Russia, they serve ice cream up your ass.
Frosty the Snowman goes Greek.
What a waste of ice cream.