In Soviet Russia…

Let me tell you bro, that dude there is a cool ass, man, you know what I am saying?

Brings a new meaning to cream pie

Sir, that is not the menu; it is the penalty list for not paying…

Ve haf a new torture – zi Ice Cream Enema – vill make you scream…

I don’t mind if this is how a cute waitress will be serving the dessert.

That’s just what I need after sitting in the seat that was smoking for me.

Without the crushed nuts, please.

First we had cigarette buttocks, now this.

I scream in the ass and fart in my mouth.

That’s why it looks and tastes like sh*t.

The Cold War has started again, but with new tactics learned from the West.

Ice Cream in the ass – also known as Moonraker

Hm…chocolate flavor please

– Mommy, I’m scared. It’s too dark in here!

One question: is it with or without the cone?

The Russians are into deep space exploration.

I hope you’re not lactose incontinent.

That has to be a Rocky Road!

I always knew Russians were “asslickers”!!

It should stay frozen if you put it where the sun don’t shine.

Waiter, how much is Cream Soda from the dick?

In Paris ,Brando would have used butter instead.

Beats snowballs.

For all of you asses out there 🙂

Ice cream enemas in Russia? This reminds me of an Italian suppository pastry known as Innuendo. 🙂

so this is how soviet russia does happy endings…

Chocolate Syrup? Yes I’m sure we can find something like that around….

And where else would you want it?

It ain’t exactly Engrish, butt funny nonetheless.

Ice Cream – Stalin Style!

Is it coffee ice cream?

Looking at this the other way around, I just imagined a butt-shaped, soft-serve chocolate ice cream dispenser………..
…….and now I wish I hadn’t!

those are NOT chocolate chips in your ice cream.

I foresee 2 women with one cup to share this desert.

Freshly picked from the ass, it is still hot, ice cream.

Enjoy a meal and get relief for your hemorrhoids.

Are you sure this is really ice-cream???

Eat it like a man!

Thank God we have the 8th Amendment.

2 slavs 1 cup

I got nothing, but have heard, from travelers who learned firsthand, that Russian ice cream is the best on the planet! Thanks for the memories, Mikhail Ismailov.

In Soviet Russia, Ice Cream eats you !

… tossed salad is served for dessert!

I think we’d better order the small size!

Yes, I would love some chocolate ass cream… on the (w)hole.

Better than corn.

Automatically chocolate coated…

Central cooling not central heating…

Beats a rotating pineapple…

Brain freeze, nothin’! Ain’t no pain like an ass freeze!