Pursuing tastiness since 2002

Pursuing tastiness since 2002

posted on 13 Nov 2012 in Containers

Ew, what a so smell?

Photo courtesy of Leon Arnold.
French fry container found at fast food place in Furano, Japan. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I was able to purchase today for a bargain because they were planning to replace it with tomorrow.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Despite seven years of pursuing tastiness, Mizuno Sangyo never managed to make an English-speaking tourist say “what a so tasty!!” The closest he got was “how tasty” but that does not sound good. Thinking he must be doing something wrong with either the ingredients or cooking methods, he kept on pursuing tastiness in all kinds of ways.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What a so cool story, Bro.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sounds like a pile of cheesy words.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
7 years ago

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all food is created equal, that it is endowed by its creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Bread, Meat and the pursuit of Tastiness.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sounds good; tastes even worse.

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

What a so tasty!!!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I’ll bite what was

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The Silence of the French Fries

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying Tasty; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last smile at thee.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

These fries sound so good you’ll keep on listening to them until your ears get fat.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

There is no way you’re getting me to say “What a so tasty!”.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

What a so stupid!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

The relentless pursuit of so tasty.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Personally, I think that “what a so tasty” sounds good.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to make your customer say “What a so tasty”.

Doesn’t look impossible in Japan.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Tasting, tasting…!”

coffeebot
7 years ago

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Tastiness!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

BEWARE! It always sounds good!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

When we finally reach tastiness, we’ll change the name of our place for “Tastes Good”. Until then, you’d better put the french fries in your ears.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

You no aska “what a so tasy” ifa you know whatsa good for you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Tastiness is tired of being pursued and has applied for a restraining order.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“Listen! And understand. That Terminator is out there. It can’t be bargained with; it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you say what a so tasty!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How would you like your chicken, Sir?
– Medium-loud – around 45 dB, with compressed mid-range and no noising, please.
– Anything else, Sir? Justin Bieber sounds very good today!
– No, thank you. Just add that fat chick and a good stereo image to go.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Seems legit.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Unrelenting tastiness.

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Our tastiness will never stop, it will never sleep. It will continue to haunt you forever…..

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Thank you very much for purchasing Today. Please keep in mind that satisfaction for Today is not 100% guaranteed and that there are no exchanges or refunds for our product. Today cannot be covered by any insurance for life, health, accidents, or acts of dog. (Simpsons reference) We are not responsible for Today ruined by bad weather, unruly children, lazy spouses, bad-tempered bosses, or unexpected visits by in-laws. Side effects may include poorly spoken English and the inserting of food products into one’s ears.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

What a so Nasty Engrish (!!)

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

“What a so tasty” beats “what a tasty assho.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

What the tasty is that?!

RT
RT
7 years ago

-no matter what i do, i can’t get our customers to say “what a so tasty” after eating our fries
-you might want to try serving them with a dipping sauce made from alcohol and paint thinner

nkj
nkj
7 years ago

i got dibs on tomorrow

tom
tom
7 years ago

the 3 w’s of tastiness
what a so tasty
where a so tasty
and who a so tasty

Boris_amj
Boris_amj
7 years ago

What is ironic is that they managed to write “customers’ smile” right.

Half my English friends would struggle with the apostrophe.

The other half would just not write it at all …

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

Mission Impossiible.

Trekkie313
Trekkie313
7 years ago

Brad Pitt wants to know what ‘sounds good’… “Whats in the box, what is it!? Whats in the box?!?

brian
brian
7 years ago

“What a so tasty”? That’s what she said! Amiright!? Amiright!? Hiyo!

Flurng
Flurng
7 years ago

Pursuing still tastiness! ( Though never may find. )

Machine
Machine
7 years ago

Did we mention it’s tasty

Sean
Sean
5 years ago

It’s heartwarming that they care so much that you find their food what a so tasty, they’ll willingly work themselves to the point of total collapse. You won’t find that kind of dedication to what a so tastyness in North American fast-food places… Seriously, though, I love that zany earnestness and promise of customer satisfaction and utter bliss found on, or in, Japanese products and services. They promise with the most sacred of sacred oaths that you’ll walk away completely ecstatic, in a world of brighter colors and smiling faces and dancing pandas, even if they have to break out… Read more »

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