They really have it in for me…

They really have it in for me…

posted on 12 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Euforie.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

We wish you a pleasant suffering from third-degree burn wounds and also sore legs from taking the stairs. Have a nice day.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Is that like having a chest cold

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

To avoid contracting inflammation of the Otis, please use the stairs.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

No Exit.
Have A Nice Day

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Unfortunately, it’s only suffering a heart attack and jumping through the window.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Please do NOT use the fire extinguisher – it might accidentally save your life

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Or you could fall down an empty elevator shaft. That would be nice.

SF
SF
7 years ago

We are talking to you, DSK. The elevator is not the place where to extinguish your fire.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This is probably the place with the hand grenade extinguishers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

No smoking in the elevator, and no bursting into flame there, either!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Don’t you agree it’s better to be barbecued than miss your daily workout?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

It’s also hoped being on the topper floors, so you’ll suffer longer from a fire.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Some days we all have our ups and downs.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It is also hoped catching Ebola and a grand piano fallling on head when exiting building.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

As a courtesy to our other guests, we request that guests who are on fire use the stairs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Stumbling upon ‘Emergency Trap’?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Before me things create were none, save things
Eternal, and eternal I endure.
All hope abandon ye who enter the elevator.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Seems like they’ve had too many rowdy customers…

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

Makes me glad I don’t have a fear of heights!

Skeptic
Skeptic
7 years ago

The Japanese translation is also off: “We wish you will meet a fire and not use the elevator” (the kanji for 遭う is wrong).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Mommy, I want to be a Barbie Cue!

Anu
Anu
7 years ago

If you’re in the shaft, you’ll get the shaft.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Everybody wants to be flamous. But that’s strictly fire extinguisher irony.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

What they are really saying; “Go to hell and use the stairs.”

Kyle Gladwin
Kyle Gladwin
7 years ago

Please also observing burn victims from it’s first floor.

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
7 years ago

It’s hoped proofreading English and not using Engrish

Yoda
Yoda
7 years ago

Pain, suffering, fire I feel. Something terrible has happened.

Heh...
Heh...
7 years ago

Thanks Please enjoying your fiery death.

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