This explains the brown algae

This explains the brown algae

posted on 16 Nov 2012 in Chinglish, Snacks

Tastier than Thai shrimp incontinence…

Photo courtesy of Mike S.
Breaded and deep fried hot dog found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Are you sure the one on the right could be anything

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Must be the sauce

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Truth in advertising.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Looks worm.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Extra servings of salmonella available on request.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

But I bet it still hurts coming out.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

It sure looks like the fish had a loose bowel. Maybe the Mexican cartels were using them to transfer drugs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I think I detected a slight bowel movement

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Sure they aren’t bearded clams

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

In all fairness, I don’t think my bowel would handle this well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

We apologize for the intestines

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Oh, s–t!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

I think I’ll buy a bowel, Pat!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Even Andrew Zimmern wouldn’t eat that.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Salvage from the Gulf of Mexico after the BP oil spills.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Loose bowel is the worst. Hard to drive.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The bowel became so loose it actually spilled all over hot dogs!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

What part of “Don’t drink the water” did you not understand, fish?

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

It’s more of a warning than a description.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Paula Deen was here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Don’t worry about your bowels, the heart attach will get you before you ever make it to the bathroom.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This is #2 on my list of exotic dishes to avoid.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Tomorrow’s special will be crap cakes.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Mexico, the fabulous land of hot dog fish and unpredictable digestion.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

John Crapenter: The Thing

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I heard a rumour about a big phenolphthalein spill off the Mexican coast.

SF
SF
7 years ago

China for Montezuma

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

So, eat WHAT and die?

Crazy M
Crazy M
7 years ago

For the first time, I don’t think this is engrish…

KellogGold
KellogGold
7 years ago

Finally, someone tells us what is in a hot dog

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Excuse me, but someone needs to shave my hot dog first…..

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@Droll not Troll: I didn’t really understand your comment but I up-thumbed it because we need to see the word “phenolphthalein” used more often 😉

Classic Steve
7 years ago

I knew that Mexico City tap water could do that to you, but apparently even the fish haven’t built up a resistance.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I loose Mexican fish and the Mexican fish loose bowel.

RT
RT
7 years ago

farm-raised with a special diet of plankton and laxatives

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

I’ll have that with a bottle of dysentery. Put them in a dirty bag, please.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Just the thing for when the in-laws pop in.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Biff: I wondered how many people would get the ref or look on Wikipedia. Phenolphthalein has many industrial uses and it’s also a laxative. I remembered a story from high school about a kid who put some in a fish tank. I don’t endorse that kind of behaviour!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@demondude777: Is that a euphemism? 😛

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

No part of that hot dog has anything to do with “Mexican”, “fish” or “loose bowel”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Lo and behold . . . look how cuttlefish becomes Mexican fish (!!)

Bystander
Bystander
7 years ago

Damn! I was sure the foreign tourists would eat these up — but they haven’t bought even one. Wonder if the price is too high…

Mr. Spiffy
Mr. Spiffy
7 years ago

This gives a whole new meaning to the poo-poo platter!

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

What even IS this food? It looks like breaded deep-fried hot dogs, which can only mean one thing: China has truly surpassed America on the global stage.

Myself
Myself
3 years ago

Oops, I saw the caption. Patting myself on the back for describing them correctly.

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