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posted on 27 Nov 2012 in Toiletries

Don’t tense up on the toothpaste…

Photo courtesy of Hannes Diener.
Found in Tokyo hotel. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Nothing compares to a good Knock Ball.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Maximum speed: four TPM (teeth per minute).

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

This won’t hurt a bit

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It is a little known fact that brushing one’s teeth is one of the most stressful actions in the average person’s life.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just get a good rest every thirty minutes or so

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Did you know that you cannot pee straight whilst brushing your teeth?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Dear Guest,

As you can see, there’s nothing left inside of the package except of a bit of air. The tooth brush has been used, so you can finally relax.

Hotel Management

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Please relax slowly. Relaxing quickly is prohibited.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

If you knock ball while brushing your teeth, you are doing too many things at once.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Curse you, instructions! While I was relaxing, the tooth brush escaped!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“There is no spoon.”
“The cake is a lie.”
And now someone stole the damn toothbrush.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

If you become a nervous wreck while using this toothbrush, the bellboy will knock your balls, so slowly, take a deep breath and relax.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Slowly, please relax, and use this toothbrush to manipulate your prostate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If tooth brush is missing, please relax your teeth until a replacement is provided.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Sleep or R.I.P.?

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

this toothbrush talk too much

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Warning: Please don’t use the toothbrush in the wrong mouth.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Brush too vigorously and you’ll look rabid.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Stimpy: Now slow down and relax, Commander…
Ren: *grabs toothbrush* One step closer and I’ll use this, man!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Coming soon to a hotel room near you

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

It should’ve read . . .

TOOTH BLUSH
Thank you fol use. Srowry, prease rerax.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

This isn’t a toothbrush, its an individually wrapped disposable plastic knife. This won’t clean my teeth at all!

pikapal
7 years ago

I guess this isn’t a Sonicare toothbrush!

RT
RT
7 years ago

don’t worry baby, i’ll be gentle. but you might climax before i finish cleaning your molars

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Use all have a good day.

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