A More Perfect Union Jack

A More Perfect Union Jack

posted on 12 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

God Save the President!

Photo courtesy of AJ
Shirt from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

County perhaps

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

All praise King Obama!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

United States of Angria!

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Typographic mistake

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

All our products are genuine, from pre 1776 independence. Including its original plastic bags.

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

No problem there, United States of Anglicanism.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Pop, Corn and Fish’n’chips

SF
SF
7 years ago

Ulster, Scotland and Angleterre. They forgot Wales.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Dairy Queen Elizabeth would love this.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

So where do you want to go today: the Statue Of Liberty or the Big Ben?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What’s the state of the Union, Jack?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

All your colony are belong to us.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m Princess Betty Lou, Duchess of West Virginia and I approved this here message, ya’ll.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

– Master Zhang, we have run out of stars for our shirt imprints.
– Then be inventive and make something with stripes only!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That’s an indication of how much the shirt will shrink.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Close enough. It’s one of those countries in the northern hemisphere with a red-white-and-blue flag.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

God Shave the Queen

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Wishful thinking for thinking for those who yearn to be free.
Happy Holidays!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“I say, our royal plans to take back the colonies have been leaked out old boy.”

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

The next rack has shirts with Canadian flags, and the lettering,
U.S. eh.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Chuck: I’m Canadian and I’d like to put that on a t-shirt. 🙂

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

After this last election, it should be a hammer and sickle.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Ben sounds a little bitter.

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
7 years ago

China continues playing the “What if…” game with history.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

My favorite television show is Downtown Abbey.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

♫God save our precious Queens♫

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

Our greatest conquest

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

At least the colours are the same – red, blue and white.

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

A British flag labeled “USA” on a shirt from China: I always thought we’d been gypped out of Hong Kong!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– 50% U.S.Ambiguous / 50% U.K.determined
– Watch flag and letters separately
– Wear inside-out
– Do not wash

Isabella
Isabella
7 years ago

Keep Calm and Carry a Gun.

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
7 years ago

To be honest I wish the USA had stayed a British domain, and had only accepted educated immigrants instead of the many uneducated ones. Our country is in the toilet because neither our society nor our government takes education seriously. Looking back at history, it was religious fanatics who kicked the British out of our land. Most of the great intellectuals of early America were executed by religious mobs during the revolution. Their ideas were censored, leading to primitive, backwards peoples like the Amish gaining the upper hand. George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, etc are all seen as heroes… Read more »

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@ Engrish.com moderator: Does ribbonleaf’s rant come under the heading of “etc.”
Please? 🙄

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

And will you look at that top notch embroidered quality…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Biff: A show about a girl called Abbey who likes to go d….
nevermind. 😛

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Actually, I’m pleased that my last comment got almost equal likes and dislikes. That means that EVERYBODY loves to read Engrish!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Come back George 3rd, all is forgiven!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Welcome to… umm, here!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

@Lora: Me too.

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

Well you know, red… white… blue, what makes the difference what they’re shaped like?

United Sovereignty of Abritimerica here we come!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

First BP buys out Amoco. Then BBC America comes on cable. Then we start seeing roundabouts and buildings called “centres” (over here it’s “center“). Next you’ll see the ACL (American Cricket League) angling for coverage on ESPN, and Wimpy’s chains serving beans and toast with tea. The British reconquista is progressing nicely.

ann
ann
7 years ago

Take that, Betsy Ross…

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

We dare you to wear this on the Fourth of July.

l2646134
l2646134
7 years ago

God save the Burger King!

Thunderbolt294
Thunderbolt294
7 years ago

Let’s Patriotism!

Sklub
Sklub
7 years ago

Unnecesarry. System. of Aristocracy.?

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