Affronterpants

Affronterpants

posted on 6 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Looking for a fight, boxers?

Photo courtesy of L.J.
Briefs from China. 

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Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

In case you can’t read the XXXL in the lower right corner, this works as a rude awakening.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

50% Polyester / 50% Fat

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

At the other end of their range: “for anorexio”.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Notso subtle and brief message for fatso.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Crap your Briefs
make noise!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Made by ‘Hello Fatty’

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

These briefs will not make you look fat, they will make you look as fat as you already are.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

It is briefs you can many stretch.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m Omar the Tent Maker and I approved this message.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Yes, your ass looks REALLY big in this!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

I’d hate to see what they put on a Jheri Curl box.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when fat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Love handles with care!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Also doubles as a circus tent.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Happy Father’s day! Oh wait…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Skidmark resistant.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

No small sizes

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: Wash fatso separately.

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Sorry, it was too small. Can I return them to get “for wide-load” instead?

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

(Blunt) truth in advertising.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Also available in ‘for lardo’ size.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Let’s keep this brief.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Buy two, get a tent for three!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

South Bend News at 11!
Are The Underpants Big Enough
Four Fatso?

RT
RT
7 years ago

would you like that in XXXL, fluffy, HAHA, or DAYMN?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A Mandarin on holidays in Guanzou,
Took twenty fat wives with him too,
He took potions a plenty,
To run through the twenty,
But seldom got past number two.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Liar, liar, pants on f- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Fatso is wanted by the drug squad, suspected of possessing a large amount of crack. 😛

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

If you liked our plus line “For Fatso” brand underwear, try our new “OMG Lardass” brand pantyhose and “Obese Slob” pajamas.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

What else could you expect from such a “civilised nation”?

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

“Do we Americans need to be getting any fatter?” – Jay Leno

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

Don’t forget to try our latest product; for Tubbo!

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

look at the size

Airrider
Airrider
7 years ago

Man, marketing is DIRECT in China.

Atli
Atli
7 years ago

Size XLardo

Casey
Casey
7 years ago

I guess small thongs are called “For anorexics?”

Wee Lassie
7 years ago

Also try our new size “for elephantso”.

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