Cows are the only animals that moo…right?

Cows are the only animals that moo…right?

posted on 9 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

You asked for it “as rare as possible.”

Photo courtesy of J. Smith.
Menu found in China. 

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pijo
pijo
7 years ago

..waiter, I think this is squeal meat

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
7 years ago

Wasn’t Billy Moomeat in “Lost in Space”?

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Not as fatty as baa meat

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Funny it looks like bean curd with mushrooms

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You promise it isn’t woof meat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@JonnyTBone: Manger, Will Robinson!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Texas style: knock its horns off, wipe its ass and chuck it on the plate.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Happy Family: Moo, Oink, Cluck and Glub.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Oink meat with Chitter sauce, a bowl of Boo freaks, a Tweetburger and a Meow dog. And bring me a Whine list, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Do you have any Meat meat?

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Avoid the “Aaaarg” meat

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

They’re getting supplies from Old MacDonald’s farm. Try the EIEIO. It’s a house specialty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Our motto: ”Sounds good when satisfied!”

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

“Excuse me waiter, I thought I asked for more meat…”

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Not as delicious as cock-a-doodle-doo meat.

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

Good morning and welcome to “Press the Meat.” On today’s program…pushing cows off the fiscal cliff: are we in the moo’d?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Sorry waiter, I want quack meat today.

Anu
Anu
7 years ago

Meat the Porcines!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Is this ef n moo meat?

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

Seize the moo-meat.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

The meat meat with flavour flavour.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

The ostrich dog goes moo.

TargonRedDragon
TargonRedDragon
7 years ago

But “there is no cow level”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

As long as its not meow meat.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Still tastes like chicken.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

moo meat
moo problems

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

The meat that speaks!

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

If rare is a cow still mooing, then well done must be a leather boot on a plate.

Magnus
Magnus
7 years ago

Would you like well done, rare or moo meat?

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