Don’t worry, they sure you

Don’t worry, they sure you

posted on 21 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I saved an excellency seat for you.

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Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
Found at hotel in Shanghai, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

BE NOTE: The burning extinguisher occurs out of employee.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

So, if a fire breaks out I will be strapped into security belts, scattered, and then transmitted over a network cable? Excellent.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

A throne to sit in whilst the building burns how nice

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Beam me up., Scotty.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

YOU ARE HERE. (Wherever the hell that is)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Let all panic proceed in an orderley direction.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Fasten your security belts, folks. we’re taking the information corridor to the information superhighway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

In case of fire: So long, succors!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The seat has me decline and now I’m scattering all over corridor.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: The employees of the Piss Room, I suppose?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@Droll not Troll: Don’t forget the Ministry of Incontinence officers!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Your Excellency, there’s fire occurring. Would you like a seat in the first row?

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Safety sign found in the transporter room of the starship Enterprise.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

All your succor scattering facilities are belong to us!
When you transmitted safely we get signal.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Succor scattering facilities are shown in the Engrish post from 12 Aug 2008 (click my name for link).

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

thank you for your succor scattering facilities, I have safely transmitted

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

A fire is occurring? What, me worry?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It does this whenever it is told or else it gets the safety belt again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

OK… who else had to look up the meaning of succor?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Hey, succors! Scatter THESE facilities!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Yeah, jjhitt, I just learned a new word today. I’m a sucker for learning new words like “succor,” even if the readability of that sign pretty much sux0rs.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Woman people, don’t let your child people transmit all over the hotel.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ jjhitt: ”Do you seek aid and succor, gunslinger?”
(Stephen King: The Dark Tower)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Are you going to save me from a fire or take me out and spank me?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock:
What do you do if you find a woman lying naked in a field?
Give her aid and succor. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Probably I would lie down with her for a bit. IF she gave me aid, not aids!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Don’t worry if a fire is occurring, our scattering facilities will make sure your ashes are transmitted appropriately to their final resting place.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Are you sure these instructions aren’t for some fancy roller coaster?

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Don’t worry if a fire is occurring because it’s in the hotel fireplace.

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

All i know is that if a tragedy happens…I might as well accept death…..

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

To find North, head straight down

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I profess that is my excellency seat. Now scatter!

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

A fine system — until along comes an arsonist who begins by burning your excellency seat!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT.
Thus, the cuccor scattering facilities, are when you spit afterwards?

ccY
ccY
7 years ago

What if the fire is occuring at the information corridor?

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

That’s one kinky hotel….

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

We give aid to make sure you transmit safely so you don’t get AIDS!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

In case of fire, scatter, and stay calm.

hateredblast
hateredblast
7 years ago

The part where the safeguards take me out really gets me worried!

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