Feel up Christmas!

Feel up Christmas!

posted on 23 Dec 2012 in Stationery

Santa does holly

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Found at 100 yen store in Misawa, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Well at least he’s not going down a hole

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hello! I’m an Christmas! Ho’ do you do?

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
7 years ago

“Hi ho Silver Christmas!” 😀

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
7 years ago

Happy Ho’days! Ho, ho, ho!

coffeebot
7 years ago

yo, santa pimped his sleigh

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Director of Suck Ho Bldg Inc.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Hey apart from not being the traditional “Ho Ho . . .” I really don’t get this one.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

This Christmas, instead of “Jingle Bells”, we’ll be listening to “Blitzkrieg Bop”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

OK, fat boy. But just you. Your funny looking dog stays out of the room.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.

Santa stopped at three Hos.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The difference between Tiger Woods and Santa.

Santa stopped at three Hos.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Two men and a Reindeer walked into a bar.

The barman said: “Aren’t you two in the wrong joke?”

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

He doesn’t only go down chimneys

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I’ve never been so happy to see an elf leave…

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.

She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”

He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A naked blonde is putting out the Chrismas presents, when Santa appears.

She says: “With all that condition Santa, how do you get down chimneys?”

He replies. “With this condition I’ll never get back up it.”

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Santa gets sidetracked again.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I see the error.
Of the equation Lift vs weight; Thrust vs drag.

With only one reindeer, it would be psysically impossible to get enough thrust, to overcome drag sufficiently, to achieve enough lift to get that payload into the air. Therefore, there has to be 6 – 8 reindeer to provide sufficient thrust. Eight would be ideal for the STOL capabilities needed, with 6 the takeoff distance would be too great for the average rooftop. However a quick look at the aerodynamics of the sleigh would work wonders.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

Sorry, but that’s not Engrish. That’s just the word “ho” (or the known phrase, “hey ho”), interpreted by the site owner to have a different meaning than intended. So, I guess every time Santa says “Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”, he’s exulting the pleasures of prostitutes? And when the Ramones shoulted “Hey! Ho! Let’s Go!” in Blitzkrieg Bop, it was a call for sexual action?

Meh.

RT
RT
7 years ago

hey prostitutes celebrate xmas too

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Santas’ sack sure looks anemic.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

this is how he talks to naughty people

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Let’s Ramones Christmas! (with Shonen Knife)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ iLock: This year, Santa takes presents from people!

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

Hey ho! Hey ho! It’s off to work we go.

Fay
Fay
7 years ago

This looks like the same plastic wrap and sticker that’s put on other cards that say “Hey ho it’s Christmas time.” Hate to be that person, but let’s keep Engrish legit.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Why is only Rudolph pulling that sleigh? Well, as I’m sure you remember, all of the other reindeer USED to laugh and call him names… but then Rudolph happened to meet an unusually large elf, and to make a long story short, Santa lost eight bucks that night!

coffeebot
7 years ago

Santa walks with a candy cane

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