I’d like the check, sugar-pants

I’d like the check, sugar-pants

posted on 27 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Waiter, a little more fly in my soup, please

Photo courtesy of Terry OConnell.
Buffet menu found in China. 

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A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

People calling for reservations always ask if the carpet in the dining area matches the drapes.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No woman hits the grill until she asks for it!

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

It’s true, just one little comment, I was grilled at work, in court and at home.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

It tastes so good you won’t even bother being harassed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also available:
– Torturra
– Ouch Meat
– Incest Burger
– Cheese Bondage
– Meat Murder with Flies
– Incontinence Intestines Burns the Facebook Rape
– Spam, Spam, Spem, Spern, Sperr, Sparm, with Sausage and Spam

SF
SF
7 years ago

Is i a sexual harassment in your pocket?

SF
SF
7 years ago

Is it a sexual harassment in your pocket?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Hey, sweetie, I gotta footlong for ya, with whipped ceam too if ya want.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I got your “tip” right here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’ll have the Clarence Thomas Exorcist Special, hold the Coke.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I’d be care touching that

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you try sexual harassment here, the least that will happen to you is being grilled.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

That’ll be 350 yuan. Please pull around to the first innuendo.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

One lewd look, two indecent suggestions, one suureptitious bum pinch. You want tittie squeezes with that?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The restaurant accidentally put its sexual harassment policy on its menu.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

All I said was that I wanted my salad tossed.

coffeebot
7 years ago

I kinda did expect the Spanish Inquistion

Earl G.
7 years ago

It’s an invitation to play “hide the sausage.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Barbie Grill
(Spam version)
♩ ♪ ♫
I’m a Barbie Grill, not Ratatouille
It’s like hot plate, without toilet
You can pull my hair, meat me everywhere
Intestination, bowel complication

I’m a Barbie Cue, roasted just for you
What a tasty, don’t you waste me
Ice cream in the a**, now I’m such a mess
Technicolon, don’t be such a moron ♬ ♭

RT
RT
7 years ago

this is why hooters is losing to competing international restaurants

RT
RT
7 years ago

it is a place you can have many lawsuits have many lawsuits

RT
RT
7 years ago

would you like the happy ending, or BAD END?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Under the buffet cupboards, the staff lie in waiting…
some of them have even made holes in the food trays.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

I like my Burger with XXXtra white sauce.

emily
emily
7 years ago

Your honour, all I told the waitress was I wanted to see more flesh ……. I forgot to say “on my plate”

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Waiter: Would you like to eat in the “No” or “No Means No” section?
Me: “No Means No”. As if you need to ask.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

I’ll take mine sautéed, thank you.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

See what happens when there’s too much drunk horsemeat on the menu!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

So we’re safe . . . it won’t be put into action !

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Squeeze my lemon ’till the juce runs down my leg…Led Zep

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
7 years ago

Truly Engrish, or the lone English-speaking employee at the restaurant expressing her distaste at the chef’s attitude? We may never know.

Bob
Bob
7 years ago

I ran this through the translator app on my smartphone. When it read each character individually, it translated to “salty,” “pig,” and “hand,” so it sounds like pickled pig’s feet, or some similar dish. But when it read all three characters together, it translated to “groping,” which must be where the sexual harassment comes in.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Grilled *snicker* breasts and thighs *snicker snicker* with honey *giggle*. Just a little harmless fun with the menu.

Khroe
Khroe
7 years ago

Must be the sexual harassment Panda Express.

virushunter
7 years ago

And I’m gonna take it!

geo
geo
7 years ago

“Herro, welcome to China Best… f***ing or non?”

geo
geo
7 years ago

“Lady at table pipty-pibe szechuan cream of sum yung gai”

JohnC
JohnC
7 years ago

In Hong Kong, it is a slang to refer to someone who touches women “inappropriately” that he has “Salted Pig Feet”. I can’t believe someone who actually apply the slang to the actual dish.

marcus
marcus
7 years ago

its better than the fried!!

Toe Cheese
Toe Cheese
7 years ago

Snacks available:
Twinkies
Ho-hos
Ding-dongs

Cindi
Cindi
7 years ago

I’ll have that. It’s gotta be saucier than steamed racial discrimination.

RocketCat
RocketCat
5 years ago

I’ll take that with a side of pan-seared innuendo and a derogatory martini to drink.

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