If you’re happy and you know it,…

If you’re happy and you know it,…

posted on 5 Dec 2012 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of methshin.
 Spotted at Golden Temple in Kyoto, Japan.

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Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Look mom no paper

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

Where is the crappy noise from?! Em, must be the crappy sound system!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Make noise- brown noise!

Tong
Tong
9 years ago

That’s why Japanese bow and making noise to greet each other, they don’t shake hands.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

And then *facepalm*

Rm
Rm
9 years ago

Is it ok to make noise first??

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

The noise will be…. EEEWWWWWW!

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
9 years ago

He must be a Cleveland Steamer fan.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
9 years ago

In this case, make noise = fart?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Blown is the new brack

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Two hands crap and there is a sound. What is the sound of one hand?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Employees must wash hands before returning to making noise.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

… And I was wondering: ”What a so tasty!?”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Crap Your Hands Say Bleah

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

Horry clap!!

Crazy M
Crazy M
9 years ago

No thanks, I prefer to crap my hands silently.

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

Yeah, just correct them with your hands and dump them into the toiret.

Classic Steve
9 years ago

Someone likes Rocking Elmo too much: https://www.engrish.com/2005/08/bad-elmo/

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Hurry up, dear! And don’t flush the toilet!

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

♫Jump like a fish,
Leap like a porpoise,
All crap hands,
And Habeaus Corpus♪

Dervrak
Dervrak
9 years ago

If a hand craps in the woods does it make noise?

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

It is very dangerous to do needlepoint and crap your hands at the same time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

It was at the erection party where sh*t really hit the fan.

The fan made a satisfied noise.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
9 years ago

This T shirt is embroided in controversy.

J-Luke
J-Luke
9 years ago

Most of the noise will come from people who regret following this advice…

Salome
Salome
9 years ago

Shouldn’t that be, ‘crap your pants’?

Matt
Matt
9 years ago

Never shake hands with a happy Japanese man.

Airrider
Airrider
9 years ago

I don’t care what you do, just wash up afterwards!

coffeebot
9 years ago

Darn, now you’ll have to crean them. Try this creanser.

RT
RT
9 years ago

the hills in japan are definitely not filled with the sound of music, but they are filled alright…

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago

Now wipe ’em in the air like you just don’t care!

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
9 years ago

OMFG, IJCMH

Hawkboy72
Hawkboy72
9 years ago

Someone should have told the girls in “2 girls 1 cup” to crap their hands.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

He’s such a dag.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Crap your Breads you can many noise!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Or…

Crap your Breads you can many sandwiches!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

The persons’ name who sent this in is called ‘methshin’
…just thought I’d point that out.

EffEff
EffEff
9 years ago

@Jellychop: Yeah, tetanus is no fun.

Grifter
Grifter
9 years ago

Crap your hands, wash them after.

pijo
pijo
9 years ago

noisy and smelly

Alex Fleming
Alex Fleming
9 years ago

if ur happy and you know it crap your hands…

Metalyptica
Metalyptica
9 years ago

And smell…

Eulogy
Eulogy
9 years ago

What is the sound of one hand crapping?

RocketCat
RocketCat
7 years ago

I’m not hanging around for a standing ovation…

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