I’ll have a speculative mochaccino

I’ll have a speculative mochaccino

posted on 17 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Honesty is the best policy but not the main ingredient…

Photo courtesy of C. Tomlinson.
Found at Starbucks in Dongducheon, South Korea. 

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Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Now, it is out of order, or is it?

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Well just can’t believe anything a machine tells you theses days

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

How about beauty? I’d like some of that, please. That’s all I know on Earth, and all I need to know.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Deus Ex Macchiato

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Story of my life.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’d like a small Epimenides Paradox, no cream.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

That’s true.
The last black coffee I got was actually a moccachino.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

There’s something oddly contradictory about this caffè latte.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Mr Schroedinger. Your Coffee is ready….or not ready

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

BUGGER THE MACHINE!!

So are our politicians.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

If a coffee machine tells you it loves you… don’t be fooled.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

It’s out of truth, and now it just lies there.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It simply went ‘Olé!’

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole café is out of order!
Whattaya mean you don’t serve Vittoria Coffee!!!??

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The Soy Caffe Latte should be Sorry Caffe Latte

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But somebody found some more and put it into those two jars on the left.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Oh, no! Now the coffee is a lie!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Cool story, brew.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

if you take your coffee with low fact milk, there’s no problem.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Soylent latte is made of people!

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

We have nothing but an urn of LIES!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

I’m a tea drinker, anyway…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Now I just want to know what I’ve been drinking all this time.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I think we have grounds for a charge of perjury.

Crazy M
Crazy M
7 years ago

Good thing there’s still plenty of lie to go around

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

the truth is out there

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

“Now I just want to know what I’ve been drinking all this time.”

@Seventy2rd o clock: No you don’t.

krysto4
krysto4
7 years ago

If the machine is out of truth, then it is lying – about being out of truth…

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

The machine should run for office.

demondude777
demondude777
7 years ago

Objection! I still want my espresso!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Truth is, it’s too expensive!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

You mean, it WAS, but no longer ?
I want the truth right now !

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@Peter: You can’t handle the truth!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@demondude777: Sustained! …A muesli bar will give
you sustained energy! Caffiene’s just a quick fix

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Fresh supplies can be rushed here in 45 minutes

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

That’s a good thing, too. Serving more than 16oz of truth is now banned.

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

For Truth, Justice and the De-Caffeinated Way!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

If you want the truth you’ll have to order a cup of honest tea.

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

Funny looking polygraph you got there.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Sell me no coffee and I’ll tell you no lies.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

We’ve secretly replaced the coffee at this fancy coffee shop with Folger’s Conundrum Crystals. Let’s see if anyone notices….

Seven of Nine
Seven of Nine
7 years ago

What else?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

It is coffee machine. We have many lies

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Ok. I’ll just have a decaf rumor then.

ccY
ccY
7 years ago

The saying is true: In vino veritas !

The machine must been drinking.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Sign on Large Hadron Collider:
Out of truth quarks, but we still have lots of beauty, charm, and strangeness.

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

Out of truth, but not out of coffee. I see plenty of beans on the shelf. Perhaps you mean it was out of truthiness.

kpopinsanity
kpopinsanity
7 years ago

That machine is FULL OF IT !!!

hebrusinglish
hebrusinglish
7 years ago

It’s a PC way of saying their machine is full of lies!

hebrusinglish
hebrusinglish
7 years ago

Are you telling us the whole truth?
Well, not quite; we’re also out of coffee.

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