It buys her black roses?

It buys her black roses?

posted on 10 Dec 2012 in Toiletries

Week before Christmas is pretty good

Photo courtesy of Kimberley Whitaker.
Skin scrubber found at supermarket in  Tokyo.

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Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Enjoy the girl? Anytime is a sweet time.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The girl enjoys it even more

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I bet

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

The roses might be a bit thorny

SF
SF
7 years ago

Unlikely to ever enjoy the mother-in-law.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But at other time …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It puts the lotion on the girl or it doesn’t get to use the hose again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

The dark side of the Female Nursing Thing

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

Hidden cameras are getting more and more subtle

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Can it wait for the dessert trolley to arrive?

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

I envy it

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I tried low-fat unsweetened girl once.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@jjhitt: Tell us more! Did it enjoy the girl?

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

But first, girl must be thoroughly scrubbed.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I prefer the naughty girl.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

When it comes to sweet stuff at my own “girl time”, I usually prefer chocolate. 😉

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Don’t know about flowers.

The old saying rings true tthough

“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

WATCH WHERE YOU STICK THAT ROSE BUSTER!

Holly Reed Reinecke
Holly Reed Reinecke
7 years ago

Jame? Jame Gumb?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Ugh – just give me the pale blue version!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Shouldn’t that be “sweat time”?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

I’m not so sure about this skin scrubbing product, unlike every other skin product featured on engrish.com, this tag line seems to suggest it may not be able to remove horniness.

d17nk
d17nk
7 years ago

I enjoy this engrish at work time.

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

Black roses are usually better with bitter.

Sklub
Sklub
7 years ago

Where is the little hand at that time?

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