Relax, it’s a consensual war

Relax, it’s a consensual war

posted on 29 Dec 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Photo courtesy of John Welch.
Seen in Hanoi War Museum, Vietnam.
Meant to say “magnetic” mine used to “sink” enemy ships. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Must be blowing in the wind

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t suck Marget.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

They didn’t call Margaret “Hot Lips” for nothing.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

It USED to suck! Now it’s much better. Got that?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Manned by a crew of suck hos, no doubt.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Me kill you long time sailor boy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Now that the 126th Group of Vietnam Navy is married, it doesn’t give that action anymore.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Is that an enemy warship in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Who ever said you can’t have some fun during war?

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

And by the way, four at a time?! Some people had a load of fun!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Big deal! I knew two girls who could do that in a night.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

O’ Marget mine,
Your lips are like wine,
Your breasts are impressive,
And your sporting section,
Is just fine.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

When the Vietnam Navy hit these that’s what they said.
“This sucks!”

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Happy hands Massage Parlour here.

SUCK THE WARSHIPS???

Very sorry sir. I thought the service you required was for the sailors.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Meg? Why didn’t you tell me you were in the Navy?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“You sucked my battleship!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Me sink you long time.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Ugh, that truly sucks !

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Yes Marget, those were the days…

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Going all the way with LBJ

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Only Navy can do 4 at once.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Hi, sailors. New in town?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

She was only an admiral’s daughter, but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Well! HELLO SAILOR!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

F-‘ing Margets, how do they work?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Our navy didn’t know whether it was coming or going.

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

Now that’s what I call “going down with the ship”.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Who’s getting the Smiley then?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Smiley = Girl under the table. Guys sitting at the table playing cards. The objective: To act normal and keep playing.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Old armed forces game.

Tom P.
Tom P.
7 years ago

Admiral, these mines suck!

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

The last I saw Marget, she’d started working the truck stops along I-80.

Bones
Bones
7 years ago

Going down to Marget. I get it, thats when they let Chas N Dave join the Navy.

zxcvbnm
7 years ago

It literally means: Donut shaped magnetic mine
A type of advanced mine which has concentrated magnet in its’ center, also has a starter which is anti defuse. It had been used by Vietnam Army’s 126th division to fuck/sink 4 enemy warships.

hebrusinglish
hebrusinglish
7 years ago

I always knew Soviet weaponry sucked

PeeBee
PeeBee
7 years ago

4 ships !? That’s a lot of seamen!

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