That’s a damu good breakfast

That’s a damu good breakfast

posted on 11 Dec 2012 in Menus

You know, from pigu…

Photo courtesy of C. Honda.
Found at a cafe in Roppongi, Tokyo.

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iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Besides, you need a new(er) face anyway.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

If the Tortilla burns your new face you can just wrap that wrap
around your head and use it as a new new face, that’s why they
call it a wrap!

Repeat Daily Wrap regime.. daily.
A new face every day, why would you have any other way!

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Can I have some Fresh slow? But don’t you go
giving me efficient service now…

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

Baker Bounce is going to be upset about this.

iLock
iLock
9 years ago

Baker Bounce sounds like a dance a Wrapper would do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

I’m sure by face is old enough that the tortilla won’t burn it. If I’m wrong I’ll just have to roll it in the sand.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

edit: *my* face.

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Boy I’m excited

Algernon
Algernon
9 years ago

Daily wrap slow and besides.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Have lots of fresh slow today and you can fast tomorrow.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Wrap’n’Roll

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– They put the Basil in a Ratatouille!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

I don’t really like home fries besides; have you got any home roasted moreover?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

– Waiter! First I want to order: Egg, Bacon and Spam, Wrap, Sandwich, Meat Burns the Ratatouille, Spam, Spam, Spam, Baker, Bounce, Spam, Spam, Spam, Roll Sand Home Fries, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam. Then …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Oh, they have oinku meat!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: Sorry, we’ve only got spamu.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
9 years ago

So, is Daily Wrap the so-called shocking secret behind those “dermatologists hate her” internet ads?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

Oinku Hamu?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

@ Droll not Troll: Spamu and Vulgaru Entrisu are prohibited in Engrishu!

DrLex
DrLex
9 years ago

Would you rather have fresh slow than old fast?

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

How To Win Arguments Phrasebook: “And it is and besides.”

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

“I will have honorable Hamu Rolu. Domo arrigato.”

‘Hai! You like flies with that?’

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Amazing. They spelt “ratatouille” correctly.
Which is the old Chinese recipe, of broiled rat, with cream cheese sauce.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Hey, there’s no bacon in this wrap! This place is a shamu!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
9 years ago

Think I’ll try the Daily Wrap instead. Luckily, I have an old face.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Besides what?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

I guess Baker Bounce means a cream pie will carom off your face.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
9 years ago

Give us this day our daily wrap and forgive us our rolled wrap roll sand. as we forgive those who wraps contain fresh slow against us.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

I like my slow fresh and my fresh slow.

jjhitt
jjhitt
9 years ago

“Tortilla that burns the new face…” : I keep thinking of that scene in the Exorcist where they throw holy water on Linda Blair.

“The power of Fries compels you…”

Sparky
Sparky
9 years ago

I caught the misspell. It’s supposed to be Hamu & Egg Bacon Cheese Warp.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago

1. Face the tortilla
2. Let’s become the ‘Tortilla Face’ meet

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
9 years ago

This is actually a flyer for a Japanese production of Sweeney Todd.

coffeebot
9 years ago

do you have Spamu?

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

All ye who enter here. PREPARE TO DUCK!

Paul
Paul
9 years ago

I can handle my new face being burnt, but please don’t burn my meat…sounds too painful.

Jellychop
Jellychop
9 years ago

It needs more desu?
It needs more hamu!

Grifter
Grifter
9 years ago

Face, Meat, Bounce, Lots of Rolling… it’s the recipe for sex!

Peter
Peter
9 years ago

That wraps it up – Hamu from porku from pigu, and cheesu from milku from cowu.

lol
lol
9 years ago

Judging by the fact that ratatouille was spelled correctly, this indeed means this dish contains hamster meat.

davonblr
davonblr
9 years ago

Don’t come up in here with that wrap. We will burn you a new face! Keep on playing home fry because you’ll be rolling in the sand. No joke, now let me show you how to do the Baker Bounce fresh and slow, and then we can go and get some hamu.

RT
RT
9 years ago

♪♫ they see me rollin’, they hatin’ ♪♫

RT
RT
9 years ago

manager: i know burritos have a lotta things in them, but you can’t just put everything we have in our kitchen into a tortilla

Neverhood
Neverhood
9 years ago

@Marum : Actually, they spelt ratatouille wrong. It should go like that: ratatouiu.

ccY
ccY
9 years ago

@coffeebot,

Sorry sir, we don’t have hamu, can I offer you jamu instead?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

You think our menu is funny? Well, fuku!

(I know, it’s a real Japanese word) 😉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

Tortilla that burns the new face? Must be gangsta wrap.

Jewels
Jewels
9 years ago

@ccY: BTW jamu is Javanese herbal-tonic drink. Just what you need after your new face has just been burnt off.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

@DnT. I don’t know abpout “fuku” but “fookyu” = a fork (or something very similar)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
9 years ago

@ Marum: There are at least 2 resturants in Oz using the name “Fuku”. They claim it’s pronounced foo-koo and means happy or lucky. Wouldn’t surprise me if they made it up; the “fork” meaning seems to fit.

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