The huck stops here!

The huck stops here!

posted on 22 Dec 2012 in Chinglish

More bang for your huck…

Photo courtesy of Stephannie Block. 
Seen at Shanghai, China Starbucks.  

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

harimal soy macchiato anyone

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

don’t know that I’d trust the machine

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

The place where you get a Cafe Brandy when ordering a Cafe Grande…

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

You can tell when a company is out of bucks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Huck off

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Order your favourite heverage.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I wonder who’s the hoss of this place.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Mark Twain’s favorite hangout.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

How many balistas work here?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

How many hucks for a regular sized?

KellogGold
KellogGold
7 years ago

Did you know the Bible talks about Starbucks? Somewhere in the book of Hebrews.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I never go there. Nothing but a bunch of starhuckers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! There’s a hug in my coffee.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The hucked-up sign man strikes again!

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

The funny part is that the correct spelling is right there on the logo.

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

If only they were starchucks and they threw coffee at you.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

The hest coffee in town.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Hyuck hyuck hyuck, they spelled our laugh wrong!

-Cleetus Delroy Spuckler ( the slack-jawed yokel)

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Sorry, the machine was out of bucks.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I’ll have a short hlack and a hagel, thanks.
And maybe a slice of strawherry sbortcake too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

ALL I WANT IS A LONG BLACK! YOU PACK OF MOTHERHUCKERS!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Let our skilled ballistics huck you about.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock: I hope it’s not “Hoss” Bogg
from The Dukes of Bazzard.

We know how he loves his coffee… and raw liver… *shudders*

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Excuse me harista, my slice is as hard as a pockey huck!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Barstrucks Coffee.

From the land of the Bar Strangled Spanner.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Engrish 101: How to spell collectry.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

We promise you,100% authentic Starhucks Coffur!

Ezzo
7 years ago

Starbucks Clone Boss: Letter B is not working.
Bootlegger: GO AHEAD!

Daniel McBane
7 years ago

Too bad this is in China and not Japan–in Japanese, the ‘hu’ sound is generally written as ‘fu’, which would make the sign that much more hilarious…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I wonder where did several of my thumb-ups from my ‘hug’ comment go…?

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

@Marum: IIRC, the Chinese word for black is “huk”.

Airrider
Airrider
7 years ago

So would the people who work there be called Starhucksters?

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