This is why I don’t eat in a bar…

This is why I don’t eat in a bar…

posted on 26 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Don’t stash your wine in a barn…

Photo courtesy of Brian Marsden.
 Found at restaurant in Shanghai, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

So did you hear the one about what the horse said to the deer…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t ride! Drink

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

116: Horse On Horse

SF
SF
7 years ago

Yili is Chinese for Stewball

coffeebot
7 years ago

fell off the wagon into a french butcher’s shop

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Is this a menu or my arrest record?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

That filly is silly for my yili.

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
7 years ago

Reminds me of the old urban legend that the spirit Jagermeister is made with deer or elk blood…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

In Shanghai, horses get a speed ticket.

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

They’re missing my favorite: drunk ass.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Gosh, I’d HAVE to be drunk to eat THAT crap!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

What, no drunken noodles to go with ’em?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– A Hic meat, a Sheep On Drugs family bucket, two Deer beers and a Delirium Tremens shake, please.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

A chicken, a horse, and a deer walk into a bar…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

The drunk horse was slaughtered by a drunk butcher

DaleE
DaleE
7 years ago

W-W-W-ilbur! Come bail me out!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

There was a drunken Horse,
Who had some drunken guts,
And they all lived together,
In some little drunken huts.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Some sozzled Bambi please.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

A big white horse walked into a bar and ordered a Scotch Whisky. He drank that one and ordered another whuich he drank too.

The Barman asked: “Do you always drink Scotch?” ‘Yes.’ replied the horse.

“I’ll bet they named a Scotch Whisky after you.” said the Barman.

‘That’s strange.’ said the horse. ‘I’ve never heard of a Scotch called Eric.’

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

♫ Christmas time, horses soaked in wine ♫

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Well, marinated and pickled are slang words for drunk, aren’t they?
Good thing they didn’t choose s***-faced! 😮

garudamon11
garudamon11
7 years ago

the cold fried chicken explodes the drunk venison

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

That’s not calimari.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Reindeer full of Christmas Cheer

coffeebot
7 years ago

Don’t eat and drive!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Oh deer !

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Horse Intestines Villi, absorbing the alcohol

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

A horse and a deer walk into a bar…………….

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Horses don’t let horses drink and drive.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

My suspicions about the white wine I had last night have been confirmed.

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