Try their shampoo–it fights cancer

Try their shampoo–it fights cancer

posted on 30 Dec 2012 in Instructions, Toiletries

I heard plague causes cavities

Photo courtesy of S.B.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Now they call me Toothbrush Head

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Sorry I don’t clean my teeth with rats

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

To be honest it wasn’t the gum irritation I was worried about

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Instructions:

– Take the toothbrush
– Remove your head and comfortably*
– Smilehead

*Not suitable for Child People

Conventi
Conventi
7 years ago

Effectively removing plague, I guess the ancient Egyptians would have loved this stuff.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Just what I need. I hate it when my teeth are covered in locusts.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

If only they’d had this during the Middle Ages!

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Prevent Gingivitis and Buboes.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

The rats will run away with the replacement brushes and not give you plague. And the product no longer contains irrirating gums.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

This is how we fight plague: armed to the teeth.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!!!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

POLITICIANS! Replace head every three months. It helps get rid of accumulated stupid ideas.

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

Not only the first cure to the plague, but they also revolutionized it by having it not irritate the gums! Leave it to Tynex to always be 2 steps ahead!

coffeebot
7 years ago

Leaves your teeth minty black death fresh!

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Some dentists really want to avoid root canals at all costs…

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Seems like I need a little head.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Just the thing after eating black (death) licorice!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If I could replace my head, why would I still be wearing this one?

jimmy
jimmy
7 years ago

buy to save your life

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Spanish Flu-Toothbrush-rinse-repeat.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Replace every three months!? How about after every single use. I don’t mess around with plague!

Snufkin
Snufkin
7 years ago

We don’t know when the plague started. We don’t know when our gradual descent into madness began. In the beginning they told us there were only two ways to kill a victim of gingivitis: remove the head or destroy the brain.

Nobody told us we’d have to do it all over again every 3 months.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Really?!
It’s much easier to replace your whole head than to
replace just the teeth?!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Psychiatrists recommend you replace your head every three months.

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