Wear at own risk

Wear at own risk

posted on 3 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Does this smell like cotton?

Photo courtesy of AJ. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

50% sack cloth and hair shirt

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Wash before it’s too late.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– 50% Polyester and 50% Alcohol, and I’ll buy ’em all

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Professor Schrodinger, your shirts are ready…… or maybe not.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

Betcha it’s lead.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

50% of this shirt is definitely made of something, as far as we know.

krysto4
krysto4
7 years ago

“Hey, boss – we ran out of cotton – can we use pig intestines instead?”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Warning: May contain nuts or soy.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

We don’t know everything man, we just make them.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

100 % Stuff

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

It used to be 50% virgin wool, but the wool supply is unreliable, so sometimes it’s just 50% virgin.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

50% Blood, Sweat and Tears of child slaves.

NB: When we say Tears, we mean human eye secretions,
NOT rips, there should be NO rips in our clothes.
We crack the whips hard to ensure that does not happen!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Guaranteed to cause cancer in California.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Our factories’ motto: We 50% don’t give a f@ck!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Wash before first use. Really. If you don’t, we will have to tell you wat the 50% undetermined really is.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

50% random rodents that happened to be scurrying around in our factory and that were the easiest to catch.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

We are the 50% ….. who aren’t sure who we’re going to vote for.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

“The first part of our domination plan has been successful. We mixed alien tissue with Chinese polyester and nobody seemed to care about it.”

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

“Undetermined” sounds so much better than “spun lead/melamine compounds”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Buy two, get one made of 100% Polyester

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Clothing to dye for.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

We could have told you what the other 50% is but we really don’t give a shirt.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT.

Virgin New Zealand Woool, comes from sheep who can run faster than Maoris.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

This shirt is made of 200% of something.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

The other 50% is Cyanide, Mercury, cadmium, and Atomic Waste.

WEAR WITH PRIDE!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Do not bleach. It may disinfect whatever 50% this clothing is made from.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

1. Take the shirt
2. Carefully add it to water

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Now I understand – the price tag says ”50% Off”

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

50% leftovers from whatever contract job we had before this one.

(Actually, that’s probably true.)

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Official menswear of the Bush-Cheney administration.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Does this smell like chloroform?

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Whether I should buy it is 50% NO and 50% undetermined.
The first 50% is for the polyester and the remaining 50% is for the undetermined.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

New and improved! Now with 50% more undetermined.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

You must be half-satisfied.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

50% the underware fabric that dare not speak its name

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

Let’s just say you have a 50/50 chance of wearing something actually wearable.

RT
RT
7 years ago

when i grow up i wanna be a chinese t-shirt!

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Warning, may contain alien materials such as Dilithium, Carbonite, Adamantium, Vibranium, Neutronium, Scrith, and of course Kryptonite.

Tom P.
Tom P.
7 years ago

Think of all those poor indeterminites who died so you can have this garment. Shame on you!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

PLEASE TO WASH QUICKLY

(actually found on a tag on a Chinese shirt)

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

100% frightening.

TheNoun
TheNoun
7 years ago

If you shop at discount stores you only get half a shirt.

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