You’ll Christmas!

You’ll Christmas!

posted on 24 Dec 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

Merry Very Christmas 2012!

Photo courtesy of Jay-Z. 
Spotted in China.  

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Christmas yourself.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

She’s single and merried.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

A ho out of the question

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Merry Christmas, not me!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I suppose a giggle is out of the question.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Hurry up the kringles!

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
7 years ago

A Merry Christmas back to Engrish.com, and thanks for all the laughs!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Lets just be friends.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Let’s horny!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Let’s naked!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Let’s f—!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Don’t

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

That’s why they changed it to Happy Holiday instead of Merry Christmas

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

She didn’t want to merry me so we just kinda Christmas.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

1. Merry Christmas
2. Carefully divorce Birthday

Jan
Jan
7 years ago

Kinda looks like oriental flamenco. Ole!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Have a blind date for Christmas

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

We merried for four hours. By the time we finished, my christmas was all kringled.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Let’s not and just live together!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Let’s Eat. Drink and be Marry

Rick Garrett
Rick Garrett
7 years ago

You wish I are marry?

Classic Steve
7 years ago

“Goin’ to the chapel and we’re/Gonna get merried….”

TADCHEM
TADCHEM
7 years ago

This shirt no verb

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Let’s about to happy!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

Show me the other side first

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Engrish on ice.

Jellychop
Jellychop
7 years ago

Let’s Christmas party.
Let’s drunk!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

CAUTION: More people are caused by accident over the Christmas New Year period, than at any other time.

coffeebot
7 years ago

deck a halls!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

♫Deck the tills with loads of lolly♫

Dingaling, dingaling, ding ding ding.

KinkyTom
KinkyTom
7 years ago

If you’re having Engrish problems, I feel bad for you son .
I’ve got 99 problems but a Merry ain’t one .

Timppa
Timppa
7 years ago

Can you happy?

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

We’re the only two eyeless albino elves here at the North Pole, it’s like we were made for each other!

SquirmyWormy
SquirmyWormy
7 years ago

This was also the Starbucks 2011 Christmas slogan in the West. It’s totally intentional. However, I don’t know if we should be happy about this.

Andrew
Andrew
7 years ago

As SquirmyWormy already pointed out, this was our (I worked with starbucks at the time) slogan in Canada and the US as well. Drove me up the wall.

Fredly Frendson
Fredly Frendson
7 years ago

Let’s Merry…and then melt…

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