Photo courtesy of Stemiz.
Found in Japan.
DONT WRITE SIGNS UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ALCOHOL! !
Don’t drink what you drive.
YOU WOULDN’T DRINK A CAR
If you drink, don’t drive and if you drive, make sure you have a car.
Reminds me of that episode of M*A*S*H when Klinger tried to eat a Jeep.
Go home sign, you’re drunk.
The smoker you drink, the player you get.
– Joe Walsh
Don’t worry, I promise not to drink Ric Ocasek while I’m drunk. Or any other member of the band either.
If you’ve gotten to the point where you’re even considering drinking a car, you’ve had enough already.