Bend here for tickets

Bend here for tickets

posted on 3 Jan 2013 in Signs

Photo courtesy of Christopher Szweistis.
Found in Okinawa, Japan.  

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Mick
Mick
7 years ago

If tickets aren’t purchasable, Pleaze Oder Meal Tickets from Staff.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

The bending machine stinks!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

what’s on the menu…yogart?

JohnZ
JohnZ
7 years ago

The bending machine, the place where the harsh tourists are sent to learn how to properly bow before japanese people.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Where’s the sitting down machine to go?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Today we’re dining at Planet Express.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

After being bent by the bending machine, pleaze place your plea for help by pushing the button.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you want a fishy oder, Pleae buy the meal tickets from Zoidberg.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

It will be my pleazure.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I will be bery bery pleazed to buy ticket from honourable bending machine.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

…. or pull my finger.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

O’name wa honourable bending machine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: If you don’t need our help, just button your fly. Puh-leeze!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I prezzed the button, but all it did was squeal, and have an orgazm.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Yo, machine! Bend THIS! Know what ah’m sayin’?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

It oders from the bending machine or it gets . . . oh, YOU know!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s a taco machine!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

For table napkins, pleae go to the folding machine.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

To Oda, Please bend here to get your meal tickets.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

I won’t bend over unress you say pletty prease.

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

You want a meal ticket? Bite my zhiny metal azz!

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Water bending is automated now?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Wir wollen ein Auto mieten, bitte. Oder….!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@72rd. Ein Verkaufsautomat zu vermieten. Oder was?

Meowwrr….Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

So! Oder Worter ähnliche Bedeutung.

Yowwwrrr?….Marum.(Die lateralesdenke Katze)

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

With our new Bending Machine, we’ve automated screwing the customers.

One large step forward for Japan, three steps backward for the rest of the world.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Bender’s weekend job.

DECMATH
DECMATH
7 years ago

Bending machine told me to bie his shiny metal as!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

To please, bend yourself in front of the spanking machine.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

For a ticket, please stand behind the Oder–Neisse line

Crazy M
Crazy M
7 years ago

Now where do I send the money for the straightening machine?

InspectHerGadget
InspectHerGadget
7 years ago

“Pleaze push the button if you need our help.”

In other words: Push the button to “nuke” your meal…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

To oder really well, pleae buy the beans and franks tickets.

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

Your consonants are not consistent

Unown
Unown
7 years ago

Do we have to kiss its shiny metal ass?

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Please buy the meal tickets from a river in Poland.

Thunderbolt294
Thunderbolt294
7 years ago

Ang’s second job.

hateredblast
hateredblast
7 years ago

Bend over and Im gonna give you some food!

hateredblast
hateredblast
7 years ago

Also please push the button if you need some lube for the bending machine!

Wahoo
Wahoo
6 years ago

Yor ticketz will be slighly bnt by the machie – this iz pefectly nomal.

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