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posted on 9 Jan 2013 in Bags/Packaging

Because what you can’t see can hurt you

Photo courtesy of Chloe Holmes.
Found on packaging for compact kitchen timer. 

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

In other words, this kitchen timer will not kick your ass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Umm… scratching my back?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This timer tells how long your alien abduction lasted.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

That depends on who is talking…

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Just keep your hands of mine.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

We also give 5 years warranty on our advanced exploder time bomb. You can test a free sample in privacy of your home, office or vacation.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

They look like prisoners’ files…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t enter the opposite sex through the back door

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

My backside deserves the very best careful use.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

I live for the day a man will whisper this in my ear.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Trust me. Even careless use and handling of my backside would be the most fun I’ve had in years.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Memories of my prostate examination.

BFS
BFS
7 years ago

Lack of careul use and handling of your backside will cause you decline.

Dervrak
Dervrak
7 years ago

It would be funnier if it wasn’t on the wall of the prison showers….

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

There is even more careful use and handling of your frontside.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It carefules!

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

They’ve degraded from legitimate advertising to outright butt kissing.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

@Pectrolata: Or whisper it in your rear…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Please be gentle; it’s my first timer.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

The Spanish appears to be saying the exact same thing. Maybe it’s not a mistake.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Just relax, this won’t hurt a bit….

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Careful farts never exit

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

No ifs or buts.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Pectolatra. That thought certainly raised my….Errr….Spirits.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Now, bend over, turn your head and cough!

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Warning: Do not place in a lounge.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Always cover your ass!

coffeebot
7 years ago

carefully go back to your behind

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Yes but I still don’t know how I got this
unexplained hemorrhoid.

Ale Rojas
Ale Rojas
7 years ago

Even the Spanish is bad

Cantor
Cantor
7 years ago

So use a condom…

raeme67
7 years ago

We would never handle your backside in an uncareful way, so leave all your backside handling needs to us!

Arts
Arts
7 years ago

Gives new meaning to CYA!

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Donald Duck, that means you!

rocha
rocha
6 years ago

scratch your backside carefully

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