I need a change, I’ll try Modification

I need a change, I’ll try Modification

posted on 23 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Honey, you got Asia face!

Photo courtesy of Xiao Feng.
Found in China. 

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flicky1991
7 years ago

The acid powder is more expensive because they provide the antidote too.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Lucy are those diamonds in the sky or modifications.

coffeebot
7 years ago

I sued when they mixed up my Southeast Asia face powder with acid powder.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Modification: the noodles were hard, now they’re soft.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

LSD powder will cause a big modification to your consciousness.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Acid Powder – for that modern Pizza Face style.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t powder your face under the influence of a menu.

emily
emily
7 years ago

Acid powder + South east asian powder = surface modification = disfiguration

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Cosmetic Surgery Restaurant Sale – 50% Off your face!

emily
emily
7 years ago

Waiter : May I take your order, sir? Which type of noodle would you prefer?
Customer: I’m here for a makeover!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Some of my best friends were white.
He he hehehe…

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Waiter, this Thailand tastes like Cambodia.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This is last time I let the HAZMAT team pick the restaurant.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Mind that the cold noodle is exactly that: one strand of cold noodle. To get a warm noodle, order a modification. To get multiple noodles, order multiple modifications.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Ohhh… I shouldn’t have ordered the brown acid powder. Now everything is undergoing modifications!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I ordered the cold noodle and the waiter put an ice pack on my head.

Civilian
Civilian
7 years ago

Maybe “Surface Modification” is a euphemism for gaining weight?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It feels it if eating its face. Unfortunately it doesn’t understand it.

It Paris Hilton.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

This menu is approved by elevator

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Do not try the Southeast Asia nose powder. Its highly addictive.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Algernon.

Lucy in the sky with Cubic Zirconias maybe?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Soth East Asia Face Powder = Polyfilla

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also, try one of our custom skins for free

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Excuse me, I have to powder my face.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

For more information, please contact our authorized drug dealer.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

It feels it when eating the noodles.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Argh! I ordered the cold noodle and they brought me cyanide! Not cool! Next time, just bring me the egg fried rice.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

The acid powder will make your noodle cold.

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

What about your chromosomes?

Katalin
Katalin
7 years ago

Waiter, my noodle is warm!

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

only the surface was modified

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Next time on This Old Chinese Restaurant…

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Menu: Waiter, I need some serious modification please!

dt
dt
7 years ago

Don’t order the brown acid noodles.

Karen
Karen
7 years ago

Deep down, I don’t want to change so I’ll just go with the surface modification!

Prudencio Padango
Prudencio Padango
7 years ago

I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend

Prudencio Padango
Prudencio Padango
7 years ago

I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend please

Jaza Mayne
7 years ago

Mmm, acid powder.

Cantor
Cantor
7 years ago

Acid powder provided by the Yakuza.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

I just love the taste of Thailand; don’t you?

Rey
Rey
6 years ago

I’ll take the acid powder for 25 please.

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