I need a change, I’ll try Modification

I need a change, I’ll try Modification

posted on 23 Jan 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Honey, you got Asia face!

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Found in China. 

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flicky1991
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The acid powder is more expensive because they provide the antidote too.

Algernon
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Algernon

Lucy are those diamonds in the sky or modifications.

coffeebot
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I sued when they mixed up my Southeast Asia face powder with acid powder.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Modification: the noodles were hard, now they’re soft.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

LSD powder will cause a big modification to your consciousness.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Acid Powder – for that modern Pizza Face style.

Tong
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Tong

I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

Tong
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Tong

I guess if I throw the acid powder and face powder onto the waiter’s face, there will be some modifications. Em, does that mean the first two dishes are made of ex employees?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t powder your face under the influence of a menu.

emily
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emily

Acid powder + South east asian powder = surface modification = disfiguration

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Cosmetic Surgery Restaurant Sale – 50% Off your face!

emily
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emily

Waiter : May I take your order, sir? Which type of noodle would you prefer?
Customer: I’m here for a makeover!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Some of my best friends were white.
He he hehehe…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Waiter, this Thailand tastes like Cambodia.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This is last time I let the HAZMAT team pick the restaurant.

DrLex
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DrLex

Mind that the cold noodle is exactly that: one strand of cold noodle. To get a warm noodle, order a modification. To get multiple noodles, order multiple modifications.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Ohhh… I shouldn’t have ordered the brown acid powder. Now everything is undergoing modifications!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I ordered the cold noodle and the waiter put an ice pack on my head.

Civilian
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Civilian

Maybe “Surface Modification” is a euphemism for gaining weight?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It feels it if eating its face. Unfortunately it doesn’t understand it.

It Paris Hilton.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This menu is approved by elevator

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Do not try the Southeast Asia nose powder. Its highly addictive.

Marum
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Marum

@Algernon.

Lucy in the sky with Cubic Zirconias maybe?

Marum
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Marum

Soth East Asia Face Powder = Polyfilla

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also, try one of our custom skins for free

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Excuse me, I have to powder my face.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

For more information, please contact our authorized drug dealer.

davonblr
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davonblr

It feels it when eating the noodles.

davonblr
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davonblr

Argh! I ordered the cold noodle and they brought me cyanide! Not cool! Next time, just bring me the egg fried rice.

Sparky
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Sparky

The acid powder will make your noodle cold.

EffEff
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EffEff

What about your chromosomes?

Katalin
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Katalin

Waiter, my noodle is warm!

pijo
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pijo

only the surface was modified

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Next time on This Old Chinese Restaurant…

Peter
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Peter

Menu: Waiter, I need some serious modification please!

dt
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dt

Don’t order the brown acid noodles.

Karen
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Karen

Deep down, I don’t want to change so I’ll just go with the surface modification!

Prudencio Padango
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Prudencio Padango

I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend

Prudencio Padango
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Prudencio Padango

I prefer Avon face powder,and modification for my friend please

Jaza Mayne
Guest

Mmm, acid powder.

Cantor
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Cantor

Acid powder provided by the Yakuza.

The Blob
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The Blob

I just love the taste of Thailand; don’t you?

Rey
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Rey

I’ll take the acid powder for 25 please.

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