I prefer Ragph Laumen

I prefer Ragph Laumen

posted on 2 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Do you have size !%

Photo courtesy of Brandon Schmitt.
Shop found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Oh blast it’s in Polish.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Funny they look like glesses to me

SF
SF
7 years ago

And it’s not even jecns in the shop window, it’s dkcsses.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
7 years ago

cuthoriskd outlkt

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Tihs doest’n fit!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I prefer to shop at Armomi, down the street.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Now we know where the comfortable fat guy underwear comes from.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don ‘t ect ct MaDoncld’s

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Let’s Beer with Fashion design!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

It’s funny how we can still understand what they’re ripping off.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I tnink tncir kcyooard is brcken.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Northing cames betwein ne and mi Calrins.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“Between love and madness lies proof reading.”

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Those are some strange-looking maniklnckins.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

50% Head Off

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

My name is Ralph, and I resent this capatation.

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

Some stores take merging very seriously…

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Dentists recommend replacing manequin heads every three months
because of the plague.
Black Death is not the new black.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Too rich for my blood. Back to Owld Naivee for me.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Wrat’s tye problum? It’r so mach fun to randumly rephace tre lettars of a suntence!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

They also sell LV bags. I mean Las Vegas bags.

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

there’re some short circuits in the keyboard

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

The panel can’t agree on whether heads are in this season.

50% say they are so 2013
50% say keep your head on!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

It’s authentiknot.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Jeez! They use old mannequins. These ones were left over from the French Revolution.

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

The heads are in the sex toy shop across the alley.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Bob T

That is not all that far fetched. In the middle ages, the prudish nuns used to break the Penises off the male statues.

I would imagine, somewhere, in the musty old archives in the Vatican, there are, filed away, many cartons of stone penises.

If that mental picture doesn’t make you smile….Nothing will.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

My spieling chequer walks pervertedly. This disables me to tripe within any missed steaks.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

You sure it’s Polish, Algernon? I was thinking Welsh.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Specifically, Welsh for “Sears”

I disagree
I disagree
7 years ago

Definitely Polish.
Welsh would be cllwn cllkin jeddns

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

Your alternative would be Lekis

nightslash3535
7 years ago

Somebody slept on the keyboard again

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

Serbo-Croatian

redchick
redchick
7 years ago

That’s taking knock offs to a new level!!

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Poor sign installer was having a stroke.

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