I won’t join any spa that will have me

I won’t join any spa that will have me

posted on 28 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Photo courtesy of Alvaro Guzman.
Found at expat compound in Hanoi, Vietnam.  

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Welcome! Please don’t come in.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

The smile its open and shut

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

By appointment only

coffeebot
7 years ago

You can’t get there from here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Closed to you, unless you have permission.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Spa opening, spa closed. How Hanoi-ing!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

30% opening / 70% closed

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Must be one of those closed-air events.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Welcome to Spa Carnifonia, you can check out, but you can’t get in.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Fine print: wakeyoursansesup

spare ocean
spare ocean
7 years ago

Cartman started this idea.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Grand opening… but not for you, ordinary people!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Grand opening… in 2011. Nowadays it’s closed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

In time of the grand opening, it is closed. But it feels it is invited to watch the thing from a distance.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Good English? Closed, but no cigar.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I think I see the problem. When they say “Grand” opening, that’s what it costs to get in. 😉

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Keep your friends closed and your enemies even more closed. (Don Vito Corleone.)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I know how they feel – she was always very closed to me.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

Sometimes the 1% just likes to rub it in our faces.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Beyonce! Now, that would be a “Grand Opening”.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Spa services?? I know what is on offer in Thailand. What does Vietnam offer?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Look mate. We wouldn’y allow YOU into anything we run.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Smile Spa???? I know what a “Smiley” is, and it certainly does….Wake up your senses. But a Smile spa would be ridiculous.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
— George Carlin

Classic Steve
7 years ago

“Just like me, they want to be…”

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Closed to you by the Carpenters?

RT
RT
7 years ago

wouldn’t be surprised if the entrance is a revolving door

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Closed, especially for you!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

So . . . need I pay a penny?

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

What is Vietnamese for Gaijin?

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

Hello, I must be going.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Glad to meet spa from a distance… *Turns nose up, walks away*

Cantor
Cantor
7 years ago

Its a grand opening for everyone! But you are not invited.

Have a day lucky cat!

Eoin
Eoin
7 years ago

This is what happens when the neighborhood starts to turn Gentile.

Denisaiko
7 years ago

Cpt. Jack Sparrow: “Well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you’re not invited” .

olog-hai
olog-hai
7 years ago

@Bob T: Google Translate says it’s “người nước ngoài”.

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