I would like to order a food.

I would like to order a food.

posted on 14 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Dr Moreau’s table manners were strict but fair…

Photo courtesy of Stephen Oertwig.
Found at a Korean grocery store in Honolulu. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Use your chicken claw instead.

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Come and see the food testing area, watch out for the bears!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Bears’ hands have taste buds? Isn’t nature wonderful!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When picking up food, use a pair of tongues.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No problem. I’m used to taste a food with my mouth anyway.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But they told me this is a Supper Market!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I cannot bare these restrictions!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Also, please do not taste a drink with your anteater snout.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Don’t worry, I’m anti-virus

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Hey, BooBoo!

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

But the bears are grumpy enough from waking up during hibernation, they might decide to taste a people instead! :-O

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Does a food bare in the woods?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

So teach the bears to use chop sticks then.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I was going to stop by the bakery department for some bear claws, but now I don’t know.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

What, the fork?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I support the right to bear arms …. and hands.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

I’m so hungry I need a food six-pack.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Use your bear feet instead

Silly Uncle Willy
7 years ago

Why must you embearass me in public?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

Wasn’t it Goldilocks who tried on the three bears?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Well, in this place they can many bears.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Dare to be bare or bear or whatever.

pikapal
7 years ago

Can I use a paw?

Sarah
Sarah
7 years ago

Do they mean “bare” or “beer” hand???

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Also keep your bear bottom decently clothed

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

In case of fued, I would always use my bear hand.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

About tasting and Taste-buds.

In Biology Class they were assessing the glucose content of human sperm. Eventually one of the girls asked the Professor. “How come it doesn’t taste sweet then?” Then stated blushing madly when she realized what she had just said.

The Professor lifted his head out of the papers he was marking, looked over the top of his glasses, and answered. ‘Your taste buds for sweet are at the front of your tongue, not at the back.’

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

Never argue table manners with a bear.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

My paw said I could.

Horst Nordfink
Horst Nordfink
7 years ago

I have a right to bear arms!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Do you have any Grylled food I could eat with my bear hand?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Ouch. Too late!

Cantor
Cantor
7 years ago

They got rid of this after the strange case of a certain “smarter than the average bear” got killed.

And about time!

Cantor
Cantor
7 years ago

Okay, ill just use my bear mouth instead.

raeme67
7 years ago

Please, feel free to use your hulk fists but no bear hands.

Myself
4 years ago

Hey, you can’t infringe on our right to bear arms! Bears are citizens too, no need to persecute their hairy, clawed hands!

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