It’s adout time!

It’s adout time!

posted on 8 Jan 2013 in Instructions

Follow? I’m having trouble READING the rules…

Photo courtesy of Emily Sehl.

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Never doubt the parrot’s decision.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Also, take off your shoes, do not eat this product, and do not ride the opposite sex.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

They lost me at parrot.

coffeebot
7 years ago

my kids have PLETY of adility

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Whatever it is I’m sure it’s a lot safer for Bennys’ kids
than his choice of a Boxing career.

Benny “the Kid” Paret was a Cuban welterweight boxer,
he tragically died in 1962 in what is considered to be the first ring death witnessed by a national television audience. – R.I.P

The More You Know

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Always check the child’s agility, ability and adility. If they show signs of anility that’s no child.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Paret? Is it a Norwegian blew?

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Darn diddly adility, this parent sure as heck won’t let his
kids ride a product with rules this confusing, no siree-bob.
Roddy, Toddy we’re gettin’ out of God-Forsaken Japanese playground!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

It looks like a body bag, creepy…
The big chain next to it doesn’t help with the creepiness factor.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

And their ability to spell.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

You must be this adle to ride this product.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

@iLock: I guess it’s a souvenir of some paret’s decision. 😈

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

OK, Polly. My kid is waiting on you. Do you want a cracker or don’t you?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

The manufacturer’s parent company also makes crackers.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

I took a pareting class once, but I only repeated back what they told me so I could pass, and really didn’t learn much.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Must be some sort of Pirate ride. Arrrr….

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

My best guess from looking at the photo is that the ‘ride’ consists of a motorbike with a large iron chain attached to it. What could possibly go wrong?

Grifter
Grifter
7 years ago

Why would it be a parrot’s decision?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

a·dil·i·ty (dl)
n.
The ease to which one is addled, confused, muddled.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Some parets are not adle to decide for their children.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And child’s decision to allow his or her paret to ride this product should NOT be based on paret’s maturity, skill and adility to follow rules.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

My paret is still a child

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Should be OK. Baby Parrots are very smart.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

This game is played with a huge anchor chain , a heavy duty plastic bag and a swimming pool. Each of these objects by themselves are perfectly safe. What could go wrrong?

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Polly want’s instructions readable are.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

If you have a mature and skilled child, get them to proof-read your notices

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– paret
– parent
– parenthest

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Hey Kids!
Who wants a ride on the Product?!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

@Pectolatra and Nonsuch Ned:
Take the child in the Product.
Fall into water carefully!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The paret of the child, hereafter referred to as the to as the parety of the first paret, will assume total responsibility for the adility of the child, hereafter referred to as the parety of the second paret, …….yada yada yada……

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

It may seem obvious to you, but it’s not aparet to me.

Cantor
Cantor
7 years ago

I bet that the parrots looked at this sign and told their children to run for their safety.

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