Never without her permission

Never without her permission

posted on 7 Jan 2013 in Instructions, Menus

Precautions had to be made for Clinton’s visit…

Photo courtesy of ASV.
Found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

They mightn’t like it

Mick
Mick
7 years ago

Failing to not enter the opposite sex in the room will result in a slappin’ you’ll never forget!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No mention about same sex. Gay people are free to do what they want!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Just enter the opposite sex at the entrance.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

But to take off my life jacket has me decline

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

If you do, the opposite sex may take off her shoes the Iraqi way.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s hard to resist a maid in Japan

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

If I can’t enter her or eat her, what can I do? I know. I’ll indulge in a little foot-fetishism.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Exactly what are we not supposed to eat in a lounge?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

It seems possible to violate all these prohibitions in a single act.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Will the last person to leave my girl friend please turn the lights off.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

What part of EXIT ONLY do you not understand, buddy?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

“You have to be size 8 or larger for this ride.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: You’ve been entered!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Please to use outside.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Is it at least allowed to eat on the street with my shoes on, and just watch the whole show through the window?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– How would you like your sex, Sir?
– Medium-opposite, please.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Worst brothel ever.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

So hand jobs in the room are allowed?

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

You say not in the room, but the last time I tried that outside people got REALLY upset.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

Don’t eat in a lounge, all they serve is lizard meat.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

Enter The Dragon!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

don’t lounge, stand or sit up straight before eating.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

When the Duke of Wellington strode into the room and entered Lady Hamilton, I hope he took his boots and spurs off first.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

S & M means never having to say you are sorry.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Wait until you’ve taken the opposite sex elsewhere. Our hourly rooms for instance.

ccY
ccY
7 years ago

Don’t enter the opposite sex in the room,

but enter the same sex at the backroom.

Jewels
Jewels
7 years ago

Just do it in the lounge.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

It’s the Annual Anorexic Barefoot Gay Orgy!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
7 years ago

Fortunately I have no intention to do so whatsoever.

forrest
forrest
7 years ago

In other words, don’t come inside.

upuaut
upuaut
7 years ago

Enter the opposite sex the back door only.

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