Please be in the sidewalk

Please be in the sidewalk

posted on 17 Jan 2013 in Signs

You probably should quitting

Photo courtesy of “Tomodachi”
Found in Vanilla Club in Tokyo. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Where should I go in the roof

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♫ Oh, what a feeling
When we’re smoking in the ceiling ♫

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Is that anything like smorking?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

There’s a crack in the floor. Don’t smoking crack.

iLock
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iLock

This really is a Vanilla Club, I like to do things differently,
one of my favourite things to do is smoke in the floor.
I’m outta here, off to the Twilight Zone Club.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Smoke on the water!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Get in the floor and dance on everybody.

iLock
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iLock

If you’re going to do such a dangerous thing as smoking,
then why not get up and smoke in the tables and increase
the risk of harming yourself and others even more?
You reckless person you.

Marum
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Marum

If you aare smoking from the rear, you should consider giving up eating curries.

Marum
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Marum

Or Wasabi paste

Tong
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Tong

Caution: smoking can affect your health, particularly the smoke from the cracks of everybody to the crack of the floor.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

From me, definitely smoking in the air.

l2646134
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l2646134

Have you got a light, Spidey?

DrLex
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DrLex

Is smoking in the wall from a single person allowed?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Get your butts out in the floor- and DANCE!

DrLex
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DrLex

(Sang to the tune of Starsailor – “Four to the floor”)

Smoke in the floor I was sure, never seeing clear,
I had a cigarette, from everybody here.
Smoke in the floor I was sure, in the Vanilla club,
security forbid, they had me locked up.

Marum
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Marum

@Tong If you are smoking from the crack, perhaps you should consider making love a leetle slower, or using a good lubricant.

Peter
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Peter

Let’s smoking in the ceiling from somebody.

Chuck
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Chuck

And everybody can’t be wrong.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

People only smoke in the floor because they’re board.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Now everybody out of the floor!

Marum
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Marum

@DnT Confucious say 🙂

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: Where’s that edit button? 😉

SRobinson
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SRobinson

No smoking in the crack!

Bob T
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Bob T

I was smoking on the floor until a drunk stepped on my hand.

Auntie
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Auntie

Pretty sure the sign in nihongo says something reasonable like “Please don’t smoke in the dance floor area where everyone is”.

GwydionM
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GwydionM

What’s it all about, Auntie? You’ve now told us, thanks.

Sparky
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Sparky

From Jimmy Hoffa.

Colaiaco-vo
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Colaiaco-vo

I smoke sitting

The Blob
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The Blob

Smoking in the ceiling only.

Miguel
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Thank you everybody. Much appreciated.

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