Please be in the sidewalk

Please be in the sidewalk

posted on 17 Jan 2013 in Signs

You probably should quitting

Photo courtesy of “Tomodachi”
Found in Vanilla Club in Tokyo. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Where should I go in the roof

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

♫ Oh, what a feeling
When we’re smoking in the ceiling ♫

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Is that anything like smorking?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

There’s a crack in the floor. Don’t smoking crack.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

This really is a Vanilla Club, I like to do things differently,
one of my favourite things to do is smoke in the floor.
I’m outta here, off to the Twilight Zone Club.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Smoke on the water!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Get in the floor and dance on everybody.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

If you’re going to do such a dangerous thing as smoking,
then why not get up and smoke in the tables and increase
the risk of harming yourself and others even more?
You reckless person you.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

If you aare smoking from the rear, you should consider giving up eating curries.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Or Wasabi paste

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Caution: smoking can affect your health, particularly the smoke from the cracks of everybody to the crack of the floor.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

From me, definitely smoking in the air.

l2646134
l2646134
7 years ago

Have you got a light, Spidey?

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Is smoking in the wall from a single person allowed?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Get your butts out in the floor- and DANCE!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

(Sang to the tune of Starsailor – “Four to the floor”)

Smoke in the floor I was sure, never seeing clear,
I had a cigarette, from everybody here.
Smoke in the floor I was sure, in the Vanilla club,
security forbid, they had me locked up.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Tong If you are smoking from the crack, perhaps you should consider making love a leetle slower, or using a good lubricant.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Let’s smoking in the ceiling from somebody.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

And everybody can’t be wrong.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

People only smoke in the floor because they’re board.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Now everybody out of the floor!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT Confucious say 🙂

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum: Where’s that edit button? 😉

SRobinson
SRobinson
7 years ago

No smoking in the crack!

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

I was smoking on the floor until a drunk stepped on my hand.

Auntie
Auntie
7 years ago

Pretty sure the sign in nihongo says something reasonable like “Please don’t smoke in the dance floor area where everyone is”.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

What’s it all about, Auntie? You’ve now told us, thanks.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

From Jimmy Hoffa.

Colaiaco-vo
Colaiaco-vo
7 years ago

I smoke sitting

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

Smoking in the ceiling only.

Miguel
6 years ago

Thank you everybody. Much appreciated.

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