Please break-in carefully

Please break-in carefully

posted on 25 Jan 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries

Stealing approved items only

Photo courtesy of Jack Mierzejewski.
Found in Bangkok, Thailand. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

How about bill posters.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

No way! Prosecution out of the question also then.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Yes Officer, but before I attacked him, I showed him my driving license!

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No speeding without obeying the speed limit.
No walking on the grass without staying on the path.
No littering without putting garbage in the dustbin.
No hullabaloo without staying quiet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Only unauthorised persons may enter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Event of trespassing is prohibited by door.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Bureaucracy must be crafty

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

On the other hand, trespassers without permission will be fine

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

….and if you don’t come in, we won’t let you out again.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Don’t run the risk of been prosecuted, apply for a permit inside the building.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

No taking stairs without permission of elevator.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Protected by Sign.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Parking for Stationary Vehicles Only.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Sneaking Around Zone — Please Skulk Carefully.

coffeebot
7 years ago

Robbers may not be invited back.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Breaking is entering, so be our guest

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Q. Well. How do I cross the lawn then?

A.Stand on the path, and catch a fairy across.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

But! If I had permission, I wouldn’t be a trespasser….Wouldn’t I?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

No car drinking without driving

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Who are you calling “Wooden Eye”? You dumb round eye plick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If it’s dark, please disregard sign.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

You know what they say: everything that is strictly prohibited is slightly permitted.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

“To whom it may concern; My son Juan Epstein has my permission to trespass whereever he wants to.” signed Epsteins Mother

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CERTIFIED WARNING: Not Asia without Engrish

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Thank God you got my envelope. I’m in.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Larceny prohibited without purchase. Violators will be prosecuted.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

We think it’s an inside job, chief. Apparently the trespasser had permission.

Chris
Chris
7 years ago

Trespasses will not be forgiven.

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Application forms for would-be burglars can be obtained from the Post Office and some supermarkets.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Trespassing sometimes forbidden by camera.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Quick! How do you spell Mierzejewski?

EffEff
EffEff
7 years ago

“And the sign says anyone caught trespassing will be shot on sight…”

RT
RT
7 years ago

must be schrodinger’s “keep off my yard” sign

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Pick up your “Authorized Trespasser” badges at the front desk.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

That’s what she said! 😈

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: I see what you did there. 😀

BYW, Iif you don’t know how to pronounce Mierzejewski, then you don’t know Jack.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

AsThe alcohlolic signwriter wrote.

PROSHPASSERS WILL BE TRESHECUTED

steve
steve
7 years ago

@Marum: You were drunk when you wrote that, weren’t you?

Brian
Brian
7 years ago

Yet if you have permission, it isn’t “Trespassing”….

ravenxcorvinus
ravenxcorvinus
7 years ago

I asked and they still said no.

Jaza Mayne
7 years ago

If you have permission, you’re not trespassing. If you’re trespassing, you don;t have permission… It’s lose-lose.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

You can’t keep me out!
For I am Bland, Jimmy Bland.
Agent 006 – License to Trespass!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

I permit myself to trespass.

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Trespassing permitted by cameras blind spot.

Gamera68
7 years ago

Stalkers permitted at all times.

rocha
rocha
6 years ago

Please sign the register before trespassing…

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