Snow joke

Snow joke

posted on 10 Jan 2013 in Signs

The one on the left is homery…

Photo courtesy of R. Wallace.
Photo taken at Hakuba Ski Resort, Japan. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

Your beard must be this long —
to enter this ride.

Algernon
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Algernon

Just beware of the yellow bits.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

No frags on srope, no srarom.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Leady?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Bad Hair Gang on vacation.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– They’re white and fall from the sky in winter. What are they?
– Snow freaks!

Rm
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Rm

brrrrrrrr… it’s vely cord …

Marum
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Marum

Hello big boy! I’m Cecil, your official nut groomer for today.

Marum
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Marum

Well groomed experts go to the Versache Slops.

Marum
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Marum

@algernon. If the slopes are that wild, the brown bits require care too.

coffeebot
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…unress you have a rearry good hearth pran

Marum
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Marum

BEWARE THE AVALANCHE FALLS.

And he was.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Could I have some Russian dressing with that expert on ry?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

We have to stay up here on this freezing frickin’ mountain away from everybody because we haven’t bathed in weeks.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Snowbearding is just one of our hobbies

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

It’s Gloomed by our expelt onry.

DrLex
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DrLex

Razors, hair trimmers, soap, and make-up must be handed in at the entrance.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Bunny hill just glumpy. (but well groomed)

demondude777
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demondude777

Darn thos gaijins!!!

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

You know, you’re pronouncing it wrong.
The correct pronunciation is “Shreeing.”

Lora
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Lora

When the guy on the far right sees where his glove is in the photo, he’ll be dad-blasted onry!

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Take a slide on the wild side

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy! I see white people!

tadchem
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tadchem

A chirry rooking crowd…

Sparky
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Sparky

Top 10 Reasons Skiing is Better
10. Choice of day or night
9. You pay once to go up and down all day
8. Skis are always hard
7. You have your choice of expert or beginner
6. You always get picked up when in line
5. Lubricant lasts for days
4. Vertical is better than horizontal
3. You can ride more than 2 skiers at a time
2. Lessons are available from anyone
1. Abundance of virgin territory

Patricia Yarrow
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Patricia Yarrow

A crassic!

Marum
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Marum

I think the bloke on the right, needs to go in a hurry.

ManaUser
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ManaUser

That’s one orny slope, an’ it don’t look none too well groomed neither, pardner.

iLock
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iLock

♫ Onry the ronery (Dum-dumb-dummy doo-wah) ♫

Peter
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Peter

Epic fair

Davey08
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Davey08

♫It’s rike I tord you. Onry the ronery can pray,♫

jk
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jk

I started to go with them, but the rift rines were too rong.

raeme67
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So don’t piss him off, okay?

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