The secret is in the Nanomdter technique

The secret is in the Nanomdter technique

posted on 13 Jan 2013 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of zljohn.
Insoles from China. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Reduce the earthquake and eliminate foot tsunamis!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Hi, Poly! Expertshuang jiao banshoe mat!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Swcat of absorbs? Is that a tarot card?

SF
SF
7 years ago

I hope that the hi-poly will not reduce the quake of a good kick applied to the bottom of the shuo jiang ba expert who translated with meticulous care.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

With exception of swcat, it seems to be a paret thing

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

So I left the foot department / got myself a sweaty shoe

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Hi, Poly. Watch out for the swcat, it wants to eat you!

coffeebot
7 years ago

my fcet are so swcet smelling

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Damn, I sprained my earthquake again

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Is it for foot viruses or smells

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

STURGEON GENERAL WARMING: Materialof Hi-POLY causes cancre.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Failure to update anti-virus protections may result in earthquake or failure of reservoir tip.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Don’t know about most folks, but I usually take my shoes off before pleasing the usage cave.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

See also our ‘Hello Kitty’ product, which does not just drastically reduce meteor crashes and alien attacks but can be also effectively used against hangover!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

A distant journey of a thousand miles begins with the Foot Department. They care.

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

Why didn’t they use these in Haiti recently?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Hi-Poly! Wanna cracker? Huh? Waddaya mean, “Crack her yourself. You brought her here.”? You better watch it, pal, or you’ll be on the menu tonight along with the road-kill special.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Yeah, what they said!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I normally use Hi-Norton deodorization technique.

chinese technology
chinese technology
7 years ago

I love it how the picture with the epicenter graphic goes so well with the earthquake text. That’s some high-tech chinese nanomdter technology!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: In case of a strong odor or virus, just open the Windows

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

That’s a whole lot of soul.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I installed two pairs of anti-virus and now my computer is less smelly!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Imports the materialof. Aha! It’s soviet made.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Announcemcnts: ‘Hello Sailor’ foot cares – coming soon to a Suck Ho bldg near you

Classic Steve
7 years ago

Hi-Poly for the hoi polloi?

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

Buy now! Not only will your feet not stink, but neither will your swcat! Also, cures flu, prevents earthquakes, and can solve the healthcare crisis. Try now and we’ll throw in a nice shoe mat…For best results, while pleasing the usage, alternate with both hands; cave and concave face to the top to strengthen the result!

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

What happens when the nano-tubes finally fill up with gunk? They will probably smell like a farting horse.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

@DnT Foot tsunamis are not a problem. When they are more than ten foot, then they become a pain in the nanomdtres.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

And I thought the yanks were full of BS in their advertising.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

After we have bored you into a coma with our advertising, we will painlessly extract your Credit Card, and sell you this bloody junk.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

The longest journey starts with a single nanomdter.

(Thoughts of Mao Tse Dung)

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

As you can see. Our bureau for the distribution of unprdndnceable wdrds is functioning at full incomprehensibility.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

We tried to get an interview with the minister for Bureau of Incomprehensibility, but he was not talking to the press. It appears he fractured his jaw, trying to pronoounce a word with a quadruple consonant.

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Nanomdter sure absorbs swcat

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

shuang jiao ban! the shoe mat expert!!

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Target practice.

Facu Mendez TENNIS TENNIS TENNIS
Facu Mendez TENNIS TENNIS TENNIS
7 years ago

I feel nanodmter hi tech shoe thats cool

raeme67
7 years ago

Hi poly! I’m so glad that your product has combinative high-tech nanomdter techinque! I wouldn’t dream of buying it if it failed in this most important area. I have a cat I’d like absorbed but it is not any Sw cat, will this product work on any old cat? Any product that can absorb a cat and reduce earthquakes has my vote!

Machine
Machine
7 years ago

Will be a nice change from my earthquake-causing doc martins

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