This is why I don’t order Turkish food in China…

This is why I don’t order Turkish food in China…

posted on 26 Jan 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Nick Cucinella.
Menu from Turkish restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Lose face but gain oil and meat

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Yes. That’s why they make flavored sexual lubricants .

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

What did you call me??!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: Before meal, ”Lip & eye remover” is highly recommended

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Could it be goat

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I’ll keep an eye out for the dessert.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

You can find a recipe on the Facebook

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

One of Picasso’s early works.

DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

I rubbed the oil all over my face and stuck the pieces of meat to it. Now what?

J-Luke
J-Luke
7 years ago

“Hi, I’m Through Oil”
“Hi, I’m Mix Face. Nice to meat you”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Neither oil nor meat nor mix of face stays these Chinese cooks from the swift completion of their appointed Turkish food.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Waiter, I’m feeling lazy tonight. Would you please throw the food in my face and save me the trouble? Thanks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Darling! What are you doing on my plate?!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Waiter! The Big Brother I ordered is watching me!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

…originating edible faces. I heard llamas like to eat that.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

And I used to think applying beauty masks made from mashed-up avacado and bananas was weird…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– Sweetie…? Your face eats my french fries!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Tis oil really improves my love life. I put it on the door knob, so the little bastards can’t open it while we are screwing.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Don’t let your meat loaf.

Tj4matic
Tj4matic
7 years ago

Now, I hapth teu learnt turkish-chinese enqlish. The menu ith in enrklish…

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
7 years ago

This is a disadvantage of simplified characters: ‘face’ and ‘noodles’ share the same character, whereas traditional Chinese retains 麵 to denote noodles.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

101 ways to eat your lover.

emily
emily
7 years ago

A plate of face, please. Make it smiley!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Turkish, Chinese Style, means never having to face your lover ever again.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

McDonalds opens a chain of brothels.

The girl repeats the order. One Round the World, one French, one Doggy Style. You want Fellatio with that?

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Waiter! There’s a ear in my soup.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I actually don’t mind eating my lover, but I’ve never thought of putting her on a plate before.

Do I have to say grace first?

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

EDIT: You want beads with that?;)

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Tastes like chicken!

Jim_S
Jim_S
7 years ago

This IS my oil meat fix face!

rinronta
rinronta
7 years ago

I’m Japanese.
In Chinese, “面” means “noodle” but also means “face”.
Originally,”麺” is the right kanji to mean “noodle”, and it’s also used in Japanese.
Chinese kanji are different from japanese ones.
They simplify 麺 to 面 in Chinese.
In Japanese,”面” means “surface”.
human “face” is “顔” in Japanese kanji.

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