Attention please

Attention please

posted on 10 Feb 2013 in Signs

Come again by all means.

Photo courtesy of Alexei Gvozdev.
Found in Amanohashidate, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

I didn’t know you could sit in an elevator

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

The steps are a dangerous place for getting off. Someone could trip over you. Get a room!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

20 passengers, 1300 kg. Not Americans, then. 😛

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

If you can’t take it anymore, the event of a ride will be prohibited by this elevator.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

It’s always the same: up and down, up and down … so…
I’M GETTING OFF!!

GwydionM
GwydionM
7 years ago

Apply all means to keep within the ride capacity. Discard surplus passengers with complete ruthlessness.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Please hold onto the handrail while you take it.
And use plenty of lubrication. 😈

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

CAUTION: If it not carefully, it either falls down or steps on the occasion

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING:
Error loading passengers – undefined behavior detected. 1642 persons remained outside. Est. loading time left: 2 days, 7 hours, 133 minutes and 78 seconds. Please the recycle cabin or restart the elevator. Ignore, Retry, Fall?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

It’s a 12 Step and Handrail meeting.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Yes, I must admit I do get off occasionally.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

When I make a sitting it’s not exactly dangerous, but once in a while a gas mask is called for.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Japanese people are very picky.
If you want to get off with them, you gotta go step by step.

pasdrole
pasdrole
7 years ago

Please place sign on bedroom door.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Ah yes! At my age, I can only remember the occasion of getting off!

RJF
RJF
7 years ago

Whether getting off or taking it, the point is this elevator might be quite messy.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Getting off” on the steps, is great fun.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Just remember to wear kneepads.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Heavens! The hand-rail is 2.5 inches thick and four feet long.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

In St Kilda. (a notorious Melbourne area) The “working girls” were plying their trade, in the starwells of the motels.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

EDIT: stairwells (Gottverdammte)

Alex
Alex
7 years ago

Why is all engrish in the same font?!?!?!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
7 years ago

That’s Engrish by all means.

April - website translation service

This really made my day. They need serious help on translation services. Thanks for posting.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

Apparently they don’t approve of all means of getting off.

Drew
Drew
7 years ago

Shouldn’t that be “Please be careful to SHTUP on the occassion of getting off.”?

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