But Mr. Lifeguard, it’s just acne…

But Mr. Lifeguard, it’s just acne…

posted on 21 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

You must be THIS hungry to swim here…

Photo courtesy of Emily Landon.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Party poopers

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Nice to know they’re friendly

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Damn that English speaking lamb rips. One too many, now I can’s swim.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

I once caught ect from swimming in a dirty pool but I’m cured now.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Er… how do you know if you’re suffering from an epidemic?

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Dare to pee in our pool, and we will introduce you to our deathguard.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Any man who has dong fang is required to wear a muzzle in his speedos.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Beach party moved to industrial canal due to being overeaten.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

People have the above conditions, please do not go into the pool. Meet in hell, I mean the hall…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

With a name like Dong Fang, you have to be kind.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

If you swim with those conditions, we will send you with our not so kind reminders- meet our red guards.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

Doug Fang must be the Donald Trump of China. And just as obnoxious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

For undereaten guest only

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: Our dong prohibits rubbing the old horny

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
8 years ago

Why does venereal disease prohibits you to swim in there?
It’s not like you’re going to have sex in the pool…
…is it? 😳

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse (Heart Disease, Psychosis, Epidemics, Overeaten and Drunkenness) are not welcome here.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

DNT: I got my ect off a toilet seat.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

So if we only have five of the six epidemics, we can swim here, right?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

PS: Bring out the dead! … Bring out the dead! … Bring out the dead!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

Our clients may be a bunch of disease-ridden drunks, but at least we keep them out of the pool. Be confident they haven’t touched any other surface in the hotel, and enjoy your visit!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

Women who have been overeaten should stay away from the old horny.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
8 years ago

This pool is protected from disease by a sign. Swim at own risk.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Our Dong speaks English!

Sparky
Sparky
8 years ago

I have drunkenness …what does this mean?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

Sorry, you’re too crazy to swim here. You’ve gone off the deep end. We recommend trying Bad Gene Pool, a block down the street.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Ironically, you need a psychosis to *want* to swim here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’m Anna Rexia and I approved this message.

emily
emily
8 years ago

It seems overeating makes one heavier and increases the risk of sinking……

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
8 years ago

@emily: ………not to mention the possibility of blowing chunks in the pool.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

ECT: Escherichia coli Terribilis?

Lobo
8 years ago

and that is the KIND reminder…

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

People just partly eaten are OK.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Whatever happened to just “No Running”? 🙁

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

They forgot to mention hullabaloo.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

At first glance.. I thought the four things at the bottom were dying/dead roaches and thought with that standard of cleanliness… no wonder they fear epidemics….

raeme67
8 years ago

Hey, you fat, pox-marked, heart disease ridden, druken,psyco, TB patient with occasional epidemics, just keep moving you are not wanted here!

Doctor Q
7 years ago

Children are not allowed here.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

This is the pool? Oh, I’m sorry… my psychosis… I thought this was the lava basin.

The Blob
The Blob
7 years ago

What do you mean I have to leave! The sign says no swimming allowed; nothing about drowning!

Susan
Susan
7 years ago

We can have our own epidemics?

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