Don’t forget to strip the waiter

Don’t forget to strip the waiter

posted on 11 Feb 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Do you have ocean hand water chestnut?

Photo courtesy of Kerry Weldon.
Menu found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
11 years ago

What’s the difference between Land hand and Refreshing

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! Hand shake, stripper anger and the refreshingly, please

Rm
Rm
11 years ago

Our hand stripping bamboo is so refreshing that you will want to come again..

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

Food Trek: the Wrath of Duck

GwydionM
GwydionM
11 years ago

The hand that strips the bamboo rules the kitchen

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

If Lake hand still has Excalibur, that should make the job really easy.

SF
SF
11 years ago

Restrain from stripping the bamboo, you bad soybean.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

I spilled the lake so I can keep the anger clean

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Annoying the duck cooks it from the inside. When the top of its head blows off, it’s done.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

♫ . To strip it, strip it, strip it, strip it, strippily up and down…♫

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Pi, please.
– I recommend stripping before that, Sir. I’ll bring you a refreshing hand.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

I really feel strippily today!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter! The refreshing hand is stripping my wife!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

He’s a bad soybean, but he’s really hong.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Lake hand strippily makes three point shot and scores.

Civilian
Civilian
11 years ago

At least duck is trying not to be Rude and Unreasonable. Those damn chickens cannot restrain themselves!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

If there’s one thing that pisses me off, it’s a restained brine duck. I mean I just get so . . . oh my God . . . oh!

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Angry Ducks : It’s not a game anymore.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
11 years ago

Could you send that cute waitress with the refreshing hand to strip my bamboo? Know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink?

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

“Refreshing hand stripping bamboo” — It’s like a massage parlor, except with ducks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Would you give me a hand, darling? The bamboo shoots and I can barely restain anger.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– I’m sorry, but pi is off, Sir.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

Liang pi – the ending for the Life of Pi

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

If there’s really a lake hand on the menu, then I hope the barnacles are removed.

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Tipping can be such a bother. How do you leave 15% of infinity?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes: Be careful where your bamboo shoots.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

– Waiter, how much costs the pi: Π or ∞ ?

Tong
Tong
11 years ago

Oh no! I was only going to have something to eat, now my wife will never believe it!.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

New!!! From the people who gave you the amazing brine shrimp better known as Sea Monkeys, come the amazing live Brine Duck! Just add water and in seconds you’ll have adorable tiny ducklings swimming happily in their pink plastic pond! If product doesn’t work please restrain anger.

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

Do you want flies with that?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
11 years ago
Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
11 years ago

The Lady of The Lake is not happy with the extra Lake Hand

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Our soybeans are hong BAD!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Angry Duck. I would be angry too, if all my guts were removed, and replaced with iced water.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Lake hand strippily bamboo shoots…. The swimming beard knows.

iLock
iLock
11 years ago

Paul Newmans’ Cool Hand Lake Vs. Richard Harris’ Brine Duck of Death

pijo
pijo
11 years ago

What is liang pi?

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Bad soybeans by Hong . . . at least they’re honest.

Long Tom
Long Tom
11 years ago

Eat your heart out, Donald!

garudamon11
garudamon11
11 years ago

The stripping bamboo shoots explode the brine duck

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