Feel THIS

Feel THIS

posted on 26 Feb 2013 in Signs

I feel you selling me something…

Photo courtesy of Barton Soucy.
Spotted in Japan jewelry shop. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

That’s why we Engrish!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Much better than that Pyrenean lamb ribs on the grill.

Algernon
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Algernon

Careful where you put those fingers.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Unfortunately, I don’t speak Braille.

Tong
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Tong

No English required, I can understand body language just fine!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

For ¥3,800 you better do more than just feel.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I have a long felt want.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Blow you? No, you have to go to the shoe store for that.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Now I understand why bling-bling is so popular.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Once for no, twice for yes, three times for OH GOD YES!!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Let your fingers do the talking.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

We can feel you will leave this shop with your Europe-America wallet empty!!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

This must be a psychic store.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Can you feel me with your tonsils? No? Wait a second. . . . How’s that?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Don’t touch me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

SALE: Buy one, feel FREE to buy two more!

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Uh, this is not the sexual harassment pub, is it?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@mickeygreeneyes: That’s some deep…… conversation.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Are you sure this isn’t a Hungarian shop?

Crazy M
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Crazy M

Molestation knows no language.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Pectolatra: No, it’s ”Simplelovebusiness”: We feel a little. You pay a lot.

Classic Steve
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I know that some cultures are easier about touching, but Japan?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If I wanted to get felt I’d go to the craft supply store.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

We can feel you… are welcome to come again!

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

At first I was wondering why everyone in the shop was so afraid of me, and then I realized that “feel” was a misspelled word.

Marum
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Marum

WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST!

virushunter
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Jewelry by Helen Keller.

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Have a delightful with our dumb whores

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

And we can read you like an open wallet

Lollerskate
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Lollerskate

‘Please feel me’.

BFS
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BFS

Trial ballon slogan for the new TSA ad campaign.

d17nk
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d17nk

YO Dang, you feeling me? I feel you too, Dawg! Na min YO!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

We can feel it for you wholesale.

Sparky
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Sparky

I feel like its gonna be a very good night.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

♪ See me, feel me, touch me, bill me ♪

DragonLady
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DragonLady

♪ Feelings ♪

Megan
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Megan

Hey, at least body language is universal!

TheMissingNTLDR
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TheMissingNTLDR

sounds scary..

Flurng
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Flurng

I feel, ya, Blo!

Erika
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We look forward to feeling you again.

Doctor Q
Guest

We feel your pain! It must be hard to read What We is saying!

Cindi
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Cindi

Oh no, no, no groping please! I just wandered in looking for some cheap souvenirs for the inlaws.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You want to tell me you only write English?!

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