Grilling is the only way to shut him up

Grilling is the only way to shut him up

posted on 20 Feb 2013 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

“Stick a fork in me–I’m done!”

Photo courtesy of Elena Guseva.
 Found at a restaurant in Spain.

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DrLex
DrLex
7 years ago

Are you sure that’s lamb?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

If you’re wondering about his strange accent, it’s the baaaad’s English.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Oh goody a talking sheep.

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

He tells me he’s destined never to be a ram.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

And they’ll keep the heat on him until that pesky animal starts speaking Spanish!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

Welcome to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

If I put your rips on the grill, you will speak anything too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

I prefer silence of the lambs

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Sheri Lewis, is that you?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Must be close relatives of those England-France style flying sheep

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

He speaks English but he doesn’t understand it

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Shouldn’t he be speaking Greek?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

He learned it from a book.

tadchem
tadchem
7 years ago

‘That’s cool,’ said Zaphod, ‘we’ll meet the meat.’

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Well, I tried their French fries but they couldn’t understand a single word I said.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

The Lamb Who Knew Too Much.

Tong
Tong
7 years ago

Husband and wife sitting together.
Husband, “You are beautiful. I love you! I can’t imagine my life without you.”
Wife, “Who’s talking? You or the lamb?”
Husband, “It’s me talking…… to the lamb.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

He mumbles, though. He must have learned english from Ram-bo.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Hey! That’s my grillfriend!

KBurchfiel
KBurchfiel
7 years ago

But you can plug your ears . . .

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

He said he’d never talk, but when we grilled him he sang like a bird.

Classic Steve
7 years ago

You find a rare talking animal and kill him? I suppose you’d make pate de foie gras from a golden goose, too.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Mary had a little sheep
With this sheep
She went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a ram
And Mary had a little lamb.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

But does he speak Baaaasque?

CosmicHerbie
CosmicHerbie
7 years ago

The lamb’s a touch rare, it would seem.

Lobo
7 years ago

He likes to keep the chef entertained

Someone
Someone
7 years ago

Miracles still exists. That is, until someone gets hungry.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Try those Barbie Ribs from a Fashion Grill. So Hott!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

I like the anonymous animal wqith gout from the Ranch D’Agenau in the Pyrenees.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Classic Steve.
If I found a sheep who talked, I’d kill the Baaastard too.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

When he’s put on a red hot grill, I’ll bet he sings in English.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Did you know all New Zealand sheep are called Marty.

pikapal
7 years ago

The French pretty much says the same thing. It says the lamb speaks French.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Pyrenean? Gk. pyr = fire

Does this mean he was set on fire first, somewhere.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Sparky.

Mary had a little lamb,
It ran around a gruntin’,
Her father got annoyed with this,
And kicked its gruntin’ — backside in very severely.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@DnT. I trhink Shakespeare just put a curse on you….From beyond the grave.

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

@Algernon. I thought they only put his ribs on the grill.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

“Ple-e-e-ase Lisa, I thought you loved me-e-e-e! Lo-o-o-ved me-e-e-e!”

RT
RT
7 years ago

we also have the mr. t-bone, for you steak lovers.

unfortunately, he’ll keep telling you to quit yo jibba jabba

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum: Why would you kill a sheep that talked? Have you been making illegal ewe turns? 😛

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

Well I’m glad somewhere around her can speak English.

DragonLady
DragonLady
7 years ago

The Silence of the Lamb Chops

nicholas
nicholas
7 years ago

no, the french on parle francais means we speak french – just that the we can refer to the lambs

GBBri
GBBri
7 years ago

Talking sheep? Lets go to the Stray Sheep

raeme67
7 years ago

Our food speaks volumes! But the Engrish is baaaaaad.

iLock
iLock
6 years ago

Baaaaaaaah! F@ck that hurts!!

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