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If the packaging the Engrish

posted on 7 Feb 2013 in Snacks

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Photo courtesy of 9 Lives Communications.
Biscuit wrapper found in Taiwan (made in Japan). 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Purchase a date, I’ll have a fig instead.

SF
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SF

Instructions for corporate raiders.

Pectolatra
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Pectolatra

Excuse me, I would like to purchase the present date, this company and the improvement opinion.

From now on, today will be the Pectolatra Day, this company will make statuettes of me, and I will be F***ING AWESOME!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I tried to mail back the company but I couldn’t find a box big enough to put it in.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Perhaps this text should be translated via online translator back to original language and again into English…

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Welcome contains wholeheartedly advises, come again.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

This proves that corporations really are people. Profoundly psychotically disturbed people.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Apologize thing

My dear friend! it is a unhappily discover my product discovery deterioration discovery confuse: the date was the early, product the company bankrupt company, it is improvement opinion badly the company and thing mailbox a very bad condition, dirty wet in several places, crawling with spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

It advises Holeheartedly to please purchase the date before company.

No thanx, I hate the you !!

Customers

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The date discovery a shortcoming.
Find enclosed the satisfaction.
The improvement opinion is another couple of inches.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Use before purchase the date

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– One 2012-3-25. And one week ago, please.

WorrierPrincess
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WorrierPrincess

So, if I have to purchase the company, and then the company pays the shipping cost of all the dates and improvement opinions that I also had to purchase, don’t I end up paying twice? I think I’ll just keep the deteriorated biscuits, thanks!

Peter
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Peter

I can afford a date (although a loquat is preferred) and even the improvement opinion . . . but the company ?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Dear Company: The product is fine but the shortcomings appear to have deteriorated. Please satisfy for me answer and wholeheartedly advise.

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

I was going to return it but I got so confused.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

“I liked the discovery deterioration so much, I bought the company”.
Victor Kiam…… possibly.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Please do not date the purchase

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

O.K. But it they do it HALF-heartedly, I’m going to sue.

Sparky
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Sparky

Please discover and purchase before you find. Very much you thank.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: If the company not satisfies for you, please return us to our company address.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Yeah! That’s RIGHT! . . . . . What?

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

From the sound of it, the customer was already purchasing a “date”.

Lora
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Lora

By the time you finish reading and trying to understand the Engrish, the product will have deteriorated.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Discovery deterioration made me watch Animal Planet

davonblr
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davonblr

So, if the product is bad, I can buy the company and you’ll pay my travel expenses, right? Hell Yeaa…Fly me on a G6 ♪Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6, Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6♪

Mitsuko
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Mitsuko

How funny the Japanese writing is not even correct! (much less incorrect compared to English)

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Yes, I think the Discovery Channel has been deteriorating quite rapidly of late.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

@Seventy2rd: I shoulda refreshed my browser window before I posted — ya beat me to it!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Biff the Understudy: No problem at all – besides, there are many different discovery deteriorations out there, enough for all of us! ;p

Marum
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Marum

Roger that !

Marum
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Marum

Houston! We have a problem!

Bob T
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Bob T

Looks like the S&H cost on an eBay listing.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

First I had to return that Suck Ho Bldg, and now this!

Marum
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Marum

“Please purchase the date”
Is this something to do with male prostitutes?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum: Quite possibly. Did I read something about this male’s back? 😛

Mr. Wrong
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Mr. Wrong

???
You’re welcome!

pijo
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pijo

using Baidu Translator

Yakov
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Yakov

In Soviet Russia, date purchase YOU!

rocha
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rocha

you purchase product and company

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