If the packaging the Engrish

If the packaging the Engrish

posted on 7 Feb 2013 in Snacks

Please product

Photo courtesy of 9 Lives Communications.
Biscuit wrapper found in Taiwan (made in Japan). 

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Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Purchase a date, I’ll have a fig instead.

SF
SF
7 years ago

Instructions for corporate raiders.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Excuse me, I would like to purchase the present date, this company and the improvement opinion.

From now on, today will be the Pectolatra Day, this company will make statuettes of me, and I will be F***ING AWESOME!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

I tried to mail back the company but I couldn’t find a box big enough to put it in.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Perhaps this text should be translated via online translator back to original language and again into English…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Welcome contains wholeheartedly advises, come again.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

This proves that corporations really are people. Profoundly psychotically disturbed people.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Apologize thing

My dear friend! it is a unhappily discover my product discovery deterioration discovery confuse: the date was the early, product the company bankrupt company, it is improvement opinion badly the company and thing mailbox a very bad condition, dirty wet in several places, crawling with spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

It advises Holeheartedly to please purchase the date before company.

No thanx, I hate the you !!

Customers

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

The date discovery a shortcoming.
Find enclosed the satisfaction.
The improvement opinion is another couple of inches.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Use before purchase the date

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

– One 2012-3-25. And one week ago, please.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
7 years ago

So, if I have to purchase the company, and then the company pays the shipping cost of all the dates and improvement opinions that I also had to purchase, don’t I end up paying twice? I think I’ll just keep the deteriorated biscuits, thanks!

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

I can afford a date (although a loquat is preferred) and even the improvement opinion . . . but the company ?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Dear Company: The product is fine but the shortcomings appear to have deteriorated. Please satisfy for me answer and wholeheartedly advise.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
7 years ago

I was going to return it but I got so confused.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

“I liked the discovery deterioration so much, I bought the company”.
Victor Kiam…… possibly.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

WARNING: Please do not date the purchase

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

O.K. But it they do it HALF-heartedly, I’m going to sue.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Please discover and purchase before you find. Very much you thank.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: If the company not satisfies for you, please return us to our company address.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
7 years ago

Yeah! That’s RIGHT! . . . . . What?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

From the sound of it, the customer was already purchasing a “date”.

Lora
Lora
7 years ago

By the time you finish reading and trying to understand the Engrish, the product will have deteriorated.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Discovery deterioration made me watch Animal Planet

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

So, if the product is bad, I can buy the company and you’ll pay my travel expenses, right? Hell Yeaa…Fly me on a G6 ♪Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6, Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6♪

Mitsuko
Mitsuko
7 years ago

How funny the Japanese writing is not even correct! (much less incorrect compared to English)

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

Yes, I think the Discovery Channel has been deteriorating quite rapidly of late.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
7 years ago

@Seventy2rd: I shoulda refreshed my browser window before I posted — ya beat me to it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

@ Biff the Understudy: No problem at all – besides, there are many different discovery deteriorations out there, enough for all of us! ;p

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Roger that !

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

Houston! We have a problem!

Bob T
Bob T
7 years ago

Looks like the S&H cost on an eBay listing.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

First I had to return that Suck Ho Bldg, and now this!

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

“Please purchase the date”
Is this something to do with male prostitutes?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

@Marum: Quite possibly. Did I read something about this male’s back? 😛

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

???
You’re welcome!

pijo
pijo
7 years ago

using Baidu Translator

Yakov
Yakov
7 years ago

In Soviet Russia, date purchase YOU!

rocha
rocha
6 years ago

you purchase product and company

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