If the packaging the Engrish

Purchase a date, I’ll have a fig instead.

Instructions for corporate raiders.

Excuse me, I would like to purchase the present date, this company and the improvement opinion.

From now on, today will be the Pectolatra Day, this company will make statuettes of me, and I will be F***ING AWESOME!

I tried to mail back the company but I couldn’t find a box big enough to put it in.

Perhaps this text should be translated via online translator back to original language and again into English…

Welcome contains wholeheartedly advises, come again.

This proves that corporations really are people. Profoundly psychotically disturbed people.

Apologize thing

My dear friend! it is a unhappily discover my product discovery deterioration discovery confuse: the date was the early, product the company bankrupt company, it is improvement opinion badly the company and thing mailbox a very bad condition, dirty wet in several places, crawling with spam, spam, spam, spam, sausage and spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam…

It advises Holeheartedly to please purchase the date before company.

No thanx, I hate the you !!

Customers

The date discovery a shortcoming.
Find enclosed the satisfaction.
The improvement opinion is another couple of inches.

Use before purchase the date

– One 2012-3-25. And one week ago, please.

So, if I have to purchase the company, and then the company pays the shipping cost of all the dates and improvement opinions that I also had to purchase, don’t I end up paying twice? I think I’ll just keep the deteriorated biscuits, thanks!

I can afford a date (although a loquat is preferred) and even the improvement opinion . . . but the company ?

Dear Company: The product is fine but the shortcomings appear to have deteriorated. Please satisfy for me answer and wholeheartedly advise.

I was going to return it but I got so confused.

“I liked the discovery deterioration so much, I bought the company”.
Victor Kiam…… possibly.

WARNING: Please do not date the purchase

O.K. But it they do it HALF-heartedly, I’m going to sue.

Please discover and purchase before you find. Very much you thank.

NOTE: If the company not satisfies for you, please return us to our company address.

Yeah! That’s RIGHT! . . . . . What?

From the sound of it, the customer was already purchasing a “date”.

By the time you finish reading and trying to understand the Engrish, the product will have deteriorated.

Discovery deterioration made me watch Animal Planet

So, if the product is bad, I can buy the company and you’ll pay my travel expenses, right? Hell Yeaa…Fly me on a G6 ♪Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6, Now I’m feelin so fly like a G6♪

How funny the Japanese writing is not even correct! (much less incorrect compared to English)

Yes, I think the Discovery Channel has been deteriorating quite rapidly of late.

@Seventy2rd: I shoulda refreshed my browser window before I posted — ya beat me to it!

@ Biff the Understudy: No problem at all – besides, there are many different discovery deteriorations out there, enough for all of us! ;p

Roger that !

Houston! We have a problem!

Looks like the S&H cost on an eBay listing.

First I had to return that Suck Ho Bldg, and now this!

“Please purchase the date”
Is this something to do with male prostitutes?

@Marum: Quite possibly. Did I read something about this male’s back? 😛

???
You’re welcome!

using Baidu Translator

In Soviet Russia, date purchase YOU!

you purchase product and company