If you blink you’ll miss it

If you blink you’ll miss it

posted on 6 Feb 2013 in Chinglish

I’m not going anywhere goodbye.

Photo courtesy of Trey Cannon.
Taken in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Turn left at “Say What?”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

This town ain’t big enough for the both of us.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

When you see “You are HERE” on the map, you can believe it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Come again?

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Welcome to Flatland — Triangle Ordinance Enforced.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Line County County Line

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

And she did!

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Now Leaving — Next Three Exits

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
7 years ago

Sign outside the Suck Ho building.

jjhitt
jjhitt
7 years ago

Welcome to Come Again — Family Planning Clinic
Welcome to Get The Hell Out — Divorce Lawyer

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Also, repeatedly fall into water

Algernon
Algernon
7 years ago

Its all over me

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
7 years ago

Who’s on first?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

Oops, I did it again

Peter
Peter
7 years ago

Goodbye to go again

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

Some people just can’t get enough.

Andreas
Andreas
7 years ago

So nice to see, that Apu Nahasapeemapetilon has a second job as a translator for chinese companies.

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
7 years ago

It looks like “Hello Goodbye” has a Chinese draft.

Ben
Ben
7 years ago

That’s what you get for trying to sneak in through the exit.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
7 years ago

Best little whorehouse in China.

Jay
Jay
7 years ago

Looks like an open and shut case.

davonblr
davonblr
7 years ago

Ya’ll come back, now get out!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

NOTE: We will say this only twice

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
7 years ago

Hello, I must be going.
I cannot stay, I came to say
I must be going.
I’m glad I came but just the same
I must be going.

I’ll stay a week or two,
I’ll stay the summer through,
but I am telling you,
I must be going.

Sparky
Sparky
7 years ago

Just when I thought I was there.

Bella
Bella
7 years ago

Goodbye cya yesterday!

Mark
Mark
7 years ago

‘The multiple orgasm specialist’

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

That will cost you extra.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

Short time fee, does not include that.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
7 years ago

Asian ladies are sooo sexy you do. Again and again and again,.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
7 years ago

”Come Again” – The land of white-ish vehicles and pixelated people

Marum
Marum
7 years ago

AND NO DRINKING. The people in the foreground are obviously pissilated. They have gone all blurry.

Atli
Atli
7 years ago

The Kwik-E-Mart’s Asian subsidiary.

Chuck
Chuck
7 years ago

Come back again when you can’t stay so long.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
7 years ago

It’s not often you find a bordello that offers free refills.

Snickers
Snickers
7 years ago

I’ll blast you to Kingdom Come Again.

4d3fect
4d3fect
7 years ago

Hello! I must be going!

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